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okay i can hear you now. and i don't want to. why don't you go fuck slicker's mom and get out of my face?

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BM! This thread will make me all powerful!!! Those who oppose me shall be picking the corn out of the aforementioned doo-doo.
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I'm about to go take a shit, so get ready for a power boost.
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I bet my daughter's diaper this morning fed you for hours.
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This morning, I woke up and went to the shitter, where I passed a 12-inch turd perfectly shaped like JabbaJohnL's dick. I wonder if the interior of my colon was stretched to that shape when he fell asleep with his cock in my asshole last night. If that's the case, I bet he has some pre-molded shits on the way, only a lot smaller.
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Rouge II wrote:This morning, I woke up and went to the shitter, where I passed a 12-inch turd perfectly shaped like JabbaJohnL's dick. I wonder if the interior of my colon was stretched to that shape when he fell asleep with his cock in my asshole last night. If that's the case, I bet he has some pre-molded shits on the way, only a lot smaller.
I'd say stop spreading the slander, but if the slander involved me having a foot-long cock, I'm a little bit okay with that.
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I got home from around 9:15pm after having to poo since around 1pm. I'm a home pooper, and it wasn't touching cloth so I figured I'd wait it out.... but I digress. At the end of the pooping I had a look as per usual and was very pleased to see the mid-portion of the log breaching with both ends down the drain. :mabs:
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Bizarro-me sure likes the cock.
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I just had a poo as green as the day is long. In fact, it was so green the entire bowlful of toily water was light green. Fancy.
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What did you eat?

If my toilet was clear glass and my bathroom had a live studio audience, I would have received a standing ovation yesterday.
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I've been shittin' all damn day. I haven't shit in like 3 days because I was in a hotel with some ladies from the boat and I just couldn't crap for the life of me. It sucks too because it was a badass Japanese toilet with the heated seat and the double jets of water clean your pooper.
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Rogue II wrote:What did you eat?
A Halloween cupcake with black icing is the only thing I can think of that caused the greenness. Either that, or it was the gamma radiation I received from reading a number of Hulk comics over the past couple of weeks.
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That reminds me of the time I had cake with blue frosting that turned my poop blue. It sort of freaked me out.
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jjreason wrote:
Rogue II wrote:What did you eat?
A Halloween cupcake with black icing is the only thing I can think of that caused the greenness. Either that, or it was the gamma radiation I received from reading a number of Hulk comics over the past couple of weeks.
Or Hulk's Little Green Man throwin' up in your butt.
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Everyone knows LOLcats, but do you know know LOLcraps?
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Hey Grimlock - Hat Trick, muthafucka!


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