Time to play... The Family Feud!

[anarky]

Okay, for those of you who don't know this abyssmally stupid show, the producers interview 100 people and ask them the same questions. They then place the top five (or four, or six) answers on a board, and contestants on two family teams give answers they think are on the list.

The contestants, by the way, are the only people dumber than the 100 they interview.

So, let's not play. But what are some categories and answers that'd be funny as hell?

Top Five Reasons You Don't Want Bizarro The Grin As A Houseguest

1) He fucks your dad.
2) He fucks your husband.
3) He uses all the hot water.
4) He fucks you.
5) He eats all your pretzels.

[Ran]

Top five animal sounds you'd like to hear Martha Stewart make.

5) Monkey
4) Goat
3) Emu
2) Rooster
1) Giraffe

[kidhuman]

The Top 5 celebrities you would like to see KH beat on

1. Oprah
2. Rosie
3. Paris
4. Jim Belushi
5. Art Linkletter

[Snigtad Flornbi]

Top Tin Gays!!

Kid Human OR SHOULD I SAY SHIT HUMAN!!!!! :mad::mad::mad::mad:
Slikcer OR SHOUD I SAY DICKER!!!! :mad::mad::mad:
j j reason OR SHOUD I SAY J J PENISBREATHE!!!!! :mad::mad::mad::mad:
Vyn Saine OR SHOLD I SAY PENSILDICKSANE!!!!!!! :mad::mad::mad::mad:
Anarcky OR SOULD I SAY GAY FROOT BOY!!!! :mad::mad::mad::mad:
madubon OR SHOUD I SAY MEBEDUCK!!!!!!!! :mad::mad::mad::mad:
Captain Solo OR SHOUD I SAY CAPTIN HOMO!!!! :mad::mad:

[Starscream]

The six dumbest Decepticon leaders who deserved to be killed by yours truly:

1) Megatron
2) Galvatron
3) Scorponok
4) Bludgeon
5) Ratbat
6) Lord Straxxus

That pussy Thunderwing doesn't even warrant a mention.

[Negative Boy]

Top Four Family Feud Hosts

1. Richard Dawson
2. Louie Anderson
3. Richard Karn
4. Ray Combs (AKA "The Dead Guy")

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

John O'Hurley doesn't even get a mention?

"Things you wouldn't want to see your family members doing," mainly so at the end, we could hear the audience all chanting "MASTURBATING!"

[anarky]

John O'Hurley is a fucking douchebag when he's not J. Peterman.

If you ever see the commercials for Agua Caliente Casino in Palm Springs, you'll agree with me.

[Ran]

Top 4 things no one complains about while bitching about The Phantom Menace:

1. No group lesbian scene between Padme and her hand maidens.
2. When Qui-Gon is talking to CGI characters, it looks like he is staring into space.
3. Obi-Wan hot wiring the Bongo after it loses power.
4. Jar Jar is an amphibian and doesn't die of dehydration on Tattoine.

[Bizarro The Grin]

tOP fIVE oRIFICES dOUBLE-g'S dADDY lIKES mE tO sTICK mY mANHOOD iNTO:

1) mOUTH
2) aNUS
3) nOSTRILS
4) eARS
5) bELLY bUTTON

[bIZZARO tHE gRIP]

tOP cINCO oRIFICES bIZARRO eL gRIN Y aH SHALL VISIT ON ZEE FATHER'S DAY:

1) eL MOUTH DE dOUBLE G'S PAPA
2) ZEE RECTUM DE sENIOR jABBjUANL'S PADRE
3) eTARNAL pADAWAN'S MOUTH
4) eTARNAL pADAWAN'S ANUS
5) eL MOUTH DE dIABOLICALS' DADDY

[anarky]

Characters you'd most like to see forgotten

1. Bizarro the Grin
2. Bizzaro the Grip
3. Devastator
4. Slicker
5. Snigtad Flornbi
6. The Phantom ManAss

[The Grin]

Top MILFS of 80s TV:

1. The one from Growing Pains
2. The one from The Cosby Show
3. The one from Who's the Boss
4. The one from Family Ties

[unlimitedpudding]

top six puddings:

1.) unlimitedpudding
2.) chocolate pudding
3.) tapioca pudding
4.) vanilla pudding
5.) rice pudding
6.) bread pudding

[unlimitedpudding]

top three toppings for pudding

3.) fruit
2.) whipped cream
1.) Megan Fox