Yup, wires out of the wall then.Sleazer wrote:I would have ripped the wires out of the wall.
The best way to start a day
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"Once there were brook trout in the streams in the mountains. You could see them standing in the amber current where the white edges of their fins wimpled softly in the flow. They smelled of moss in your hand. Polished and muscular and torsional. On their backs were vermiculate patterns that were maps of the world in its becoming. Maps and mazes. Of a thing which could not be put back. Not be made right again. In the deep glens where they lived all things were older than man and they hummed of mystery."
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I'd then film a fire safety PSA using your charred remains.UKWildcat wrote:Yup, wires out of the wall then.Sleazer wrote:I would have ripped the wires out of the wall.
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Oh please, the odds of dying in a house fire during the one night in decades that you don't have a smoke alarm are astronomically high.
I hope you guys don't expose your children to sunlight or let them travel in cars.
I hope you guys don't expose your children to sunlight or let them travel in cars.
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Of course not. More people are killed in automobiles than are killed by sharks with frickin' laser beams.
In truth, though, a lot of it had to do with having a wife who's not about to allow the smoke alarms to be without batteries for a night. I don't mean that in a negative way. I'm sure everyone else here who's married would be in the same boat.
In truth, though, a lot of it had to do with having a wife who's not about to allow the smoke alarms to be without batteries for a night. I don't mean that in a negative way. I'm sure everyone else here who's married would be in the same boat.
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Well then there's the problem, gotta back up farther than the kids issue...you guys are crazy for gettin' hitched in the first place. 
Sharks with frickin laser beams on their heads are VERY dangerous, if I ever have kids they won't be allowed near sharks.
Sharks with frickin laser beams on their heads are VERY dangerous, if I ever have kids they won't be allowed near sharks.
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I have been on the trip to Wal-Mart also at 3am. Needed the specific childrens medicine. We had the WM brand, she wanted the NAme Brand. She is the same way about batteries in the Smoke Alarms as my wife.
