The OTHER Presidential candiates

[Antropov]

Well, you know what they say: Vote early, and vote often.

That only applied in Chicago I thought.

[Diabolical]

After a quiet couple of months both Cappy and Slicker have returned to the forefront in the 2008 Presidential race.

Rumors have run rampant with theories about the sudden disappearance of both candidates from: Jail, Hospitalization, Laziness, ADD, Pimpin', and many more. The real truth may never be known.
Despite their absence both candidates are still registering strong in recent polls.

Two images surfaced today and, due to the similar nature of the images, it appears that one of the candidates has a mole in the other's campaign. There are a few that believe that this is retaliation for the earlier "coincidentally" similar bumper sticker ads.

NSFW WARNING

Cappy:

Slicker:


Many give Cappy the advantage because of the hotter girl, but Slicker has received props for the nudity.

In a related story, the Slicker campaign staff is doing some major damage control after he was photographed while frolicking on the beach with former "Everyone Loves Raymond" star Patricia Heaton. One eyewitness described the candidate as "extremely aroused" in the photos and "Mabudon-like" in size.

Meanwhile, Cappy is married, has kids, plays "Guitar Hero" and has been enjoying the nachos he'll be giving away if elected.

[Antropov]

Meanwhile, Cappy is married, has kids, plays "Guitar Hero" and has been enjoying the nachos he'll be giving away if elected.

And I'm a supporter of the 2nd Amendment. YEEEEEEEHAW!

Go NASCAR!

[Diabolical]

This pic could go in a few other threads (like mindfucks or funny-ass pictures), but I'll put it here.