Theme Parks!

[Seven]

So yeah, I live in Long Beach, about a fifteen minute drive to Disneyland in Anaheim and at night, I can tell you when it is exactly 9:30 without having to look at a clock, because....like clockwork, I fucking hear the DL fireworks like there's a war going on. Just a jaunt down the street and I can actually see them. Sometimes it's cool, other times, like tonight, when I'm TOTALLY irritated by this fucking heat wave, I want to scream and use my nanoprobes to infiltrate the vital thought patterns of the fireworks "professionals" to have them aim the damn things at the damn park itself!

[anarky]

You live in Long Beach?

Say hi to Snoop for me.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

You live in Long Beach? Do you know a Dr. Mike? He's a foot doctor or a surgeon or some bullshit. If you see him, tell him he's a real asshole. I hate that guy.

[jjreason]

Dex, do you wear blue converse hi tops and have a navy bandana hanging out of your back pocket at all times?

Have you ever had a cameo in a Grand Theft Auto videogame?

[Ran]

Back in high school, I worked at Kings Dominion outside of Richmond, VA for a couple summers (this is before I started working at the video store).* After you work at one of those things, there isn't anything magical about them. In fact, thats where I first realized that people are stupid.

Yes, my name is Randal and I was a video store clerk. At least I'm not Harry Potter.

[Seven]

For a second there I thought I put "I live in Compton"

[jjreason]

We should've known you weren't down with the gangstaz as you didn't refer to it as "the LBC".

[Ran]

Well that depends. Has she ever been rollin' down the street smokin' smokin' sippin' on gin and juice with her mind on her money and her money on her mind?

[anarky]

Have you ever just hit the east side of the LBC on a mission trying to find Mister Warren G?

[Seven]

Have you ever just hit the east side of the LBC on a mission trying to find Mister Warren G?

Oh hell bitches, we go da toy runz all da time!


Warren G, species 50, we added his distinctiveness to our own.

[Double_G]

Yes, my name is Randal and I was a video store clerk. At least I'm not Harry Potter.

Y'know, if I wasn't so busy playing Grand Theft Auto IV, I'd tear you a new asshole. You cocksmoking clerk.

[Antropov]

You cocksmoking clerk.

Who smokes cock?

I'm eagerly counting down the days until our annual Cedar Point trip already. I freakin' love that place. So much so that I proposed to Mrs. Antropov on the loading platform for Millennium Force. While not as romantic as when Jaws pops out of the water, it was the best I could do. I originally planned on doing it at or near the top of the 310 foot first drop, but I would never have been able to forgive myself for dropping the ring (which I had a really bad feeling about!).