This or that, take two

Grimlock · Post by **Grimlock** » Fri May 27, 2005 4:32 pm

Bah!! Fleshling break rules again! That why Vyn make me Grimlock moderator, enforce rules.

Classic Pretender Jazz or Classic Pretender Starscream?

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Fri May 27, 2005 4:34 pm

Classic Pretender Jazz, because Jazz is always helluva cool.

Porn flick starring Aayla Secura and Oppo Rancisis, or porn flick starring Yoda and Yaddle?

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Sat May 28, 2005 8:34 am

is there a choice?? Dumb as I think the "cult status" afforded her is, I'd take the Aayla vids,cos the actress is hot and oppo would make her beg [beard]

okay, this one's more a guy-oriented question, so ladies, just pretend....

Having your dick literally broken whilst engaging in sex (and if you didn't know, it can happen,supposedly painful like no-one's business)
OR having you testicles literally ruptured by getting hit with an Al Iafrate slapshot during a drunken game of street hockey???

captain funtime · Post by **captain funtime** » Sat May 28, 2005 10:02 am

Ouch either way it hurts

Newbies...

Leave or stay?

Troopersmo · Post by **Troopersmo** » Sun May 29, 2005 11:48 pm

Let them Stay, you need an new outlet for your rage captian.

getting 100's of fan mail letters from 18 to 25 year old single females all wanting to have your baby or being sent back in time to your junior year in high school with the information you know now.. "the ladies man" ?

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 10:16 pm

No more babies!!! But I don't want to go back to high school either. How 'bout all the girls I wanted to bone in high school are now sending me letters just wanting to bone me. I'll take that option!

ROTS or ROJ?

captain funtime · Post by **captain funtime** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 12:42 am

ROTS

Cabin fever or scarlet fever?

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 6:02 pm

i don't know what eather of those are so i will say cabin fever.

SHIT HUMAN [:(!][:(!][:(!][:(!][:(!] or DICKER [:(!][:(!][:(!][:(!][:(!]

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 6:30 pm

SHIT HUMAN[:(!][:(!][:(!][:(!][:(!]

Takin' a Peter North blast in the face or having sex with a girl who says "it'll go away in a month"

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 12:45 am

I'll bone the dirty, at least you get to pitch instead of catch.

Suffering the embarrassment of all your male friends learning that you're really, truly a huge fan of getting the shocker at your moments of climax

OR

Suffering the embarrassment of walking in your mom milking the mailman's prostate?

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 2:42 pm

Tough one there. I'd have to go with embarassment. The other's just too. . . I don't even want to think about it.

Survivor-style eating contest: one used tampon from each of the cast of The Golden Girls, or a pint of your father's jizm?

Apologies to Doctor Douche for the inspiration for that one.

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 3:02 pm

That's a trick question, Chux. The Golden Girls are all, one would assume, post-menopausal. Therefore they no longer need tampons. So I'll go with option 'A' and pass on the daddy seed.[:D]

A shot of Bea Arthur's armpit sweat (no lemon or salt provided) or a shot of Wilford Brimley's ball sweat (lemon and salt provided, but it's a body shot)?

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 4:28 pm

Whenever Bea Arthurs in the mix it's no contest. I'd take any of Bea's fluids.

Having a rubber band put around your nuts until they go black, die, then fall off or having a glass Coke bottle put neck first in your ass, then shitting in it, then having to drink the contents?

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 5:00 pm

Hell, I shit in Coke bottles and then drink the contents all the time. Okay, not really. But as disgusting as it is, I'd take it over the alternative.

Sex with Mick Jagger (and all the VD that entails) or a senseless beating by Michael Clarke Duncan that requires a 3-month stay in intensive care?

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 5:24 pm

Dude, I would totally let the Kingpin whoop my ass. As long as he wore the suspenders.

Papercut along the length of your dick hole or papercut across the eyeball?