After the 2 girls, 1Cup video anything else we post in here is gonna seem tame. TOPIC KILLER.
So I went into a stall at work the other day and the bowl looked like a spotted brown dalmatian. Whoever used the toilet before me had a sphincter hole bigger than two fists to get that much spray. And on top of that, the bowl had almost no water in it. But the seat was clean and I had to drop a dirty gopher so i did my business. But when I flushed, the toilet backed up or something and left a thick brown colored lake brimming the edge of the bowl.
That's how I left it.
"Say Jim! Whoo! That is a bad outfit! Whoooo!" -- Pimp, Superman The Movie "You're an idiot, Starscream." -- Megatron, Transformers:The Movie
I dunno, Rollo Red. I assume my sphincter is small to normal, and when I have explosive diarrhea, I can leave leopard spots all over the inside of the bowl.
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!
I've been having KH-like symptoms for the past 5 days - diarrhea, coupled with ridiculous gas NO MATTER WHAT I EAT. Last night, for example, I had dry toast and applesauce - I might as well have had a large pizza with spicy sauce and sausage.
I'm purposefully starving myself today, simply because I'm enjoying the feeling of having NO bloating in my midsection at this particular moment.
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jjreason wrote:I've been having KH-like symptoms for the past 5 days - diarrhea, coupled with ridiculous gas NO MATTER WHAT I EAT. Last night, for example, I had dry toast and applesauce - I might as well have had a large pizza with spicy sauce and sausage.
I'm purposefully starving myself today, simply because I'm enjoying the feeling of having NO bloating in my midsection at this particular moment.
Today, after Taco Bell, I fully expected a diarrhea explosion, but instead a turd came out that was a fair bit wider than it should have been. My asshole hurt there for a little bit afterwards, too.
Rollo Tomassi wrote:I dropped a fourteen inch log last week. More of it was sticking out of the water than was submerged. It was a huge, asshole burning log.
Did you try Caesar's trick where you hold your hand down close to the part breaching the surface and feel the heat radiating from it? Apparently poo is smoking hot - but i tried this last week and it didn't work for me? Maybe my poo is cold?
Last Friday night I was waiting for my ass to explode.
First, during the morning, I got a call and had to go to a manhole that was partially clogged. There ended up being roughly 2 feet of grease and other sewer-funk sitting in there. The cleaning guy showed up. His truck has a 12 inch hose that pulls the debris out. At the bottom of this hose, there was about 15 feet of aluminum tubes connected to a flex hose that attaches to the truck. Well, the guy turns on the vacuum and starts cleaning. He hits a pocket of liquid. Apparently, the gasket between the flex hose and the truck was missing because water from the sewer sprayed down on us. Yeah, it was nasty, but there were no visible solids.
I left, and I had to stop at a gas station anyway, so I filled up, then washed my hands (twice). I was tired and smelled kind of funky. There happened to be a little Mexican place inside of the gas station. It was well after lunch and I hadn't eaten, nor did I feel like stopping anywhere else on my way back. So I ordered a burrito. I asked for no beans, but sure enough, there were refried beans. At that point, I was hungry and ate it anyway. I fully expected to wake up somewhere around 2am with the monster shits, but it never happened. Woke up the next morning and took my normal morning BM.
jjreason wrote:
Did you try Caesar's trick where you hold your hand down close to the part breaching the surface and feel the heat radiating from it? Apparently poo is smoking hot - but i tried this last week and it didn't work for me? Maybe my poo is cold?
I, on the other hand, can confirm that it does indeed radiate heat.
I had a massive one today. Soft, yet solid. It didn't feel incredibly large coming out, but, when I looked in the toilet, it had broken into three long tubes, each one at least five or six inches long, and each sticking out of the water. It was amazing. I think I must've lost ten pounds. It was like a baby crap, where you wonder where the hell it came from.
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!
Like a high-school football team in the late summer, I've been on 2-a-days for the past week or so. Very odd - I'm usually either 0730 or 1630hrs once per day - not both.
