My hilarious world of PAIN

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My hilarious world of PAIN

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Right maybe one or two of you know this but I'll post it here for the enjoyment of the group...
Right well before the Romulan incursion I posted about how I got my ribs busted by Elf while were were fucking.

There is now a sort of "snowball effect" that has resulted in another broken bone. I was walking to get the phone (all jerky cos the pain from the ribs kinda comes on STRONG every once in a while the dissipates)

It only rings three times before the answering machine picks up so I was trying my best to get it in time. On ring #2 I was damn near to actually answering it, about 6 feet away, when I had a CRAZY spasm and kicked my Laz-E-Boy SO hard that it busted the middle toe on my left foot (matching the left ribs that were busted)

So in 3 days I managed to break 2 bones (fuckin UNTREATABLE ones at that) and now I am in a Universe of pain- I woke up to find the toe completely FUCKED yesterday and was scheduled to open the gas station so I went in and fuckin toughed it out and it was the second most painful day of work I've ever experienced- and second time working with untreated broken bones I might add :mabs:
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sorry tofr the jerking pain I'm soprry you gotts eal wth thta...hope thr pasin from ducking has dusbuisdeeded yet ?????????????????????
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it's partially dusbuisdeeded, yes, thanks for the thought Bro, still a dull ache in both places and I'm still slightly slowed down by both injuries but not too bad
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You get to fuck a chick that puts a road cone in her ass. I don't wanna hear your sob stories.
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lol I ain't sobbin or lookin for sympathy Sliki, just thought the stories were worth tabling here is all :mabs:
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How did she break your ribs fucking? I missed that shit.
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I was on top of her and she likes to play rough so she did this shoving shit that (mostly because I was coming down AND she hit it JUST so) broke a rib or two_ knocked the wind outta me and I had to rest for like 20 minutes before finishing the job :ducks:
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Madness. Can't say as I've ever had any real injuries as a result of coitus. Shortness of breath perhaps....
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