Right well before the Romulan incursion I posted about how I got my ribs busted by Elf while were were fucking.
There is now a sort of "snowball effect" that has resulted in another broken bone. I was walking to get the phone (all jerky cos the pain from the ribs kinda comes on STRONG every once in a while the dissipates)
It only rings three times before the answering machine picks up so I was trying my best to get it in time. On ring #2 I was damn near to actually answering it, about 6 feet away, when I had a CRAZY spasm and kicked my Laz-E-Boy SO hard that it busted the middle toe on my left foot (matching the left ribs that were busted)
So in 3 days I managed to break 2 bones (fuckin UNTREATABLE ones at that) and now I am in a Universe of pain- I woke up to find the toe completely FUCKED yesterday and was scheduled to open the gas station so I went in and fuckin toughed it out and it was the second most painful day of work I've ever experienced- and second time working with untreated broken bones I might add