What are you going to do with your check?
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Re: What are you going to do with your check?
Strippers and Vuitton bags! I may try to spend the night in the Superdome as well!
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I'm almost willing to wager my check that all the idiots will blow theirs within 48 hours, and the smart people will either put it in savings or toward a bill. Economic stimulus my balls.

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Re: What are you going to do with your check?
I think I'll take my check and enter the World Series of Dice.
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Re: What are you going to do with your check?
I'm going to buy 300 cups of coffee.
Er, well, 600. At any rate, I worked last year, and I (well, my dad) will be paying taxes, so do I get anything or not?
Er, well, 600. At any rate, I worked last year, and I (well, my dad) will be paying taxes, so do I get anything or not?
Shit. I can't think of a good signature.
Re: What are you going to do with your check?
You won't get a check, since you're still a dependent. But if that's the case your parents will get a check for having you as a dependent. Whether they give it to your worthless ass is up to them, though.Senor JabbaJohnL wrote:I'm going to buy 300 cups of coffee.
Er, well, 600. At any rate, I worked last year, and I (well, my dad) will be paying taxes, so do I get anything or not?

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Re: What are you going to do with your check?
Thanks, fucker. 
Shit. I can't think of a good signature.
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Actually getting all of this'll help me out a bit. I'll get this $600, I'm getting $1,100 back in taxes, and I'll be getting my clothing allowance which is gonna be around $700. I'll have to wait on the $600 but that's fine. I'll use the rest to pay off credit cards or maybe buy furniture for my pad.
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Re: What are you going to do with your check?
So do only people who make less than $75,000 a year get this? In that case, we're out . . . oh well, I would've liked free money (at least I'll get a regular tax rebate).
Shit. I can't think of a good signature.
Re: What are you going to do with your check?
Well, I'll blow $400-$500 of mine in a matter of minutes, hopefully that doesn't make me an idiot. I'll put the rest in my checking account to save or pay on a credit card.anarky wrote:I'm almost willing to wager my check that all the idiots will blow theirs within 48 hours, and the smart people will either put it in savings or toward a bill. Economic stimulus my balls.
I think if your parents make less than $130,000 or somewhere there abouts, they will qualify; and like Cappy said, they will get 300 for your ass, and any other siblings of yours that they still claim.JJL wrote:So do only people who make less than $75,000 a year get this? In that case, we're out . . . oh well, I would've liked free money (at least I'll get a regular tax rebate).
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Re: What are you going to do with your check?
After you reach a certain income it becomes less and less. I believe the cutoff is either $200,000 or $250,000. After that point you recieve no check at all.Senor JabbaJohnL wrote:So do only people who make less than $75,000 a year get this?

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Re: What are you going to do with your check?
What will the Canadian members do with their cheques ?
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Re: What are you going to do with your check?
They'll likely buy America since their dollar is stronger than ours.Sleazer wrote:What will the Canadian members do with their cheques ?
Okay, then. I just saw how this was passed in the House but it's still in the senate. Hopefully it goes through.Antropov wrote:After you reach a certain income it becomes less and less. I believe the cutoff is either $200,000 or $250,000. After that point you recieve no check at all.Senor JabbaJohnL wrote:So do only people who make less than $75,000 a year get this?
Shit. I can't think of a good signature.
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Re: What are you going to do with your check?
If your government decides to send us "checks", we'll use them to buy domestic beer and donuts with. Duh.
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Re: What are you going to do with your check?
Found out that the 80 GB PS3 is the only one that is backwards compatible with the earlier PS games so I will definitely be springing for that model; a cool $500. I did find out that I am getting all of my Federal and State taxes back too, which is over 1g, so I'm stoked about that too.

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