Kirsten Dunst
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Kirsten Dunst
I'm just curious, since so many folks continually talk about how fugly she is.

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Re: Kirsten Dunst
Previous comments aside, I might still tap it today, but I'd sure as fuck tap the Kirsten Dunst from 7 years ago:


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Re: Kirsten Dunst
Yes vote from me, personally I think you are some fickle fuckers around here...
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Re: Kirsten Dunst
um. yes means you WOULD kick her out of bed. you need to read the questions more thoroughly. the polls here are usually worded like SAT questions, just to trick you.Sleazer wrote:Yes vote from me, personally I think you are some fickle fuckers around here...
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Re: Kirsten Dunst
That picture of her is totally hot, but there is no way in hell that her snaggles aren't photoshopped. Because as Exhibit A will clearly show, them shits is nasty.Double_G wrote:Previous comments aside, I might still tap it today, but I'd sure as fuck tap the Kirsten Dunst from 7 years ago


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Re: Kirsten Dunst
Yes. Without the doubt.... the wet t-shirt scene in Spidey 1 sold me. 


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Re: Kirsten Dunst
Vyn, please change my chad to a No vote because I would not kick her outta bed.
I might push her out accidentally with my cock but it wouldn't be from a lack of wanting to put my brand on her piece of strange.
I might push her out accidentally with my cock but it wouldn't be from a lack of wanting to put my brand on her piece of strange.
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Re: Kirsten Dunst
She looks good in some pictures and horrible in others. This leads me to believe she may be a shapeshifter, and therefore an alien. So, I suppose I'd kick her out.
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Re: Kirsten Dunst
I'd dominate it just to say I did.
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Re: Kirsten Dunst
I'D SUCK HER DING DONG!!
YAY DOOSH O YES
YAY DOOSH O YES

NOW THAT IS A GOD DAM GAYE ROBAT!!! LOOK A THAT FUCKIN DICK ON HIS HAND, HE PROBLY SUX IT EVER NITE CUZ HE IS A GAY FAG LIEK U FAGGETS!! MAN, U FAGS LIEK ROBAT DONG HANDS UP UR GAY ASSES DON'T U, HA HA HA HA HA HA I NEW IT!!!
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Re: Kirsten Dunst
If she were from my village she could be number two prostitute in all of Kazakhstan. She can not be better than Nurzhan Batagoz, because Nurzhan am having more teeth.Antropov wrote:That picture of her is totally hot, but there is no way in hell that her snaggles aren't photoshopped. Because as Exhibit A will clearly show, them shits is nasty.Double_G wrote:Previous comments aside, I might still tap it today, but I'd sure as fuck tap the Kirsten Dunst from 7 years ago
Re: Kirsten Dunst
I thought that title belonged to your sister Borat?B. Sagdiyev wrote:If she were from my village she could be number two prostitute in all of Kazakhstan.
Anyways, I'm with Diabolical on this one: Hit it just to say I did it.
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