She doesn't know it yet, but for Christmas I got Mrs. Claus a nine month subscription to being pregnant . Have fun raising my seed, you fat fuck!
Now suck my fuzzy green balls.
The Twelve Days of Christmas, 2007
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The Grinch
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Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas, 2007
"Then he slid it in Mrs. Claus. A rather tight pinch.
But if Santa could do it, then so could the Grinch.
He got stuck only once, for a moment or two.
But he didn't care, for his balls were blue.
Then he pumped and he humped until he was ready to blow.
'Close your eyes,' he grinned, 'this shit'll sting, don't ya know!'"
But if Santa could do it, then so could the Grinch.
He got stuck only once, for a moment or two.
But he didn't care, for his balls were blue.
Then he pumped and he humped until he was ready to blow.
'Close your eyes,' he grinned, 'this shit'll sting, don't ya know!'"
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Santa Claus
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Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas, 2007
Dumbass.
You just publicly admitted that I'm not the father.
I may get to raise the bastard (and he'll be toiling in the candy cane mines for his short, miserable life), but you're the one who gets buttfucked by Bizarro the Grip and Grin for the rest of your life.
Enjoy your anal virginity while it lasts. You wrinkly green cocksucker.
You just publicly admitted that I'm not the father.
I may get to raise the bastard (and he'll be toiling in the candy cane mines for his short, miserable life), but you're the one who gets buttfucked by Bizarro the Grip and Grin for the rest of your life.
Enjoy your anal virginity while it lasts. You wrinkly green cocksucker.
"Merry Christmas to all. Now you're all gonna die!"
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The Grinch
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Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas, 2007
What are you gonna do? Come after me for child support?! I live in a cave with a dog that I dress up for my own amusement, for fuck's sake. Good luck with that. And let me know how you succeeded, because I'll try the same method for getting nacho cheese out of Mrs. Claus's tittays.Santa Claus wrote:Dumbass.
You just publicly admitted that I'm not the father.
Now suck my fuzzy green balls.
"Then he slid it in Mrs. Claus. A rather tight pinch.
But if Santa could do it, then so could the Grinch.
He got stuck only once, for a moment or two.
But he didn't care, for his balls were blue.
Then he pumped and he humped until he was ready to blow.
'Close your eyes,' he grinned, 'this shit'll sting, don't ya know!'"
But if Santa could do it, then so could the Grinch.
He got stuck only once, for a moment or two.
But he didn't care, for his balls were blue.
Then he pumped and he humped until he was ready to blow.
'Close your eyes,' he grinned, 'this shit'll sting, don't ya know!'"
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Santa Claus
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Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas, 2007
Are you daft or illiterate, you Yoda-looking motherfucker?
I get another slave for my mines from this deal.
You get to look forward to a lifetime of buggering and depravity from the Bizarros.
Mrs Claus is a fucking bitch, anyway. It was an arranged marriage, and we only stay together for appearance's sake. Can't have the sponsors knowing what really goes on. She's given every fucking elf herpes. (And now you've got it!) Shit, I've been boning that Hayden Panettiere whore that all these guys here make such a big deal about. She's good, but she's going to be too old for me soon. I'm no pedophile; I don't fuck no bitches under the age of 14. But 20 is goddamned old. That magic dust can only tighten up a pussy so many times, y'know.
Who is the real loser in this situation, you rhyming jizzrag?
I get another slave for my mines from this deal.
You get to look forward to a lifetime of buggering and depravity from the Bizarros.
Mrs Claus is a fucking bitch, anyway. It was an arranged marriage, and we only stay together for appearance's sake. Can't have the sponsors knowing what really goes on. She's given every fucking elf herpes. (And now you've got it!) Shit, I've been boning that Hayden Panettiere whore that all these guys here make such a big deal about. She's good, but she's going to be too old for me soon. I'm no pedophile; I don't fuck no bitches under the age of 14. But 20 is goddamned old. That magic dust can only tighten up a pussy so many times, y'know.
Who is the real loser in this situation, you rhyming jizzrag?
"Merry Christmas to all. Now you're all gonna die!"
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The Grinch
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Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas, 2007
Jesus, some guy writes a poem about you and suddenly you're labeled a "rhyming jizzrag". Classy, Claus. You want a poem? Here.
I did your wife, she was screaming "O YES!"
Until I pulled out of her cooch and sprayed on her chest
She sputtered and stammered, she was quite pissed
"I was aiming for your hair. Sorry I missed."
How's that for a poem, asshole?!
Now suck my fuzzy green balls.
I did your wife, she was screaming "O YES!"
Until I pulled out of her cooch and sprayed on her chest
She sputtered and stammered, she was quite pissed
"I was aiming for your hair. Sorry I missed."
How's that for a poem, asshole?!
Now suck my fuzzy green balls.
"Then he slid it in Mrs. Claus. A rather tight pinch.
But if Santa could do it, then so could the Grinch.
He got stuck only once, for a moment or two.
But he didn't care, for his balls were blue.
Then he pumped and he humped until he was ready to blow.
'Close your eyes,' he grinned, 'this shit'll sting, don't ya know!'"
But if Santa could do it, then so could the Grinch.
He got stuck only once, for a moment or two.
But he didn't care, for his balls were blue.
Then he pumped and he humped until he was ready to blow.
'Close your eyes,' he grinned, 'this shit'll sting, don't ya know!'"
Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas, 2007
Would you suck his fuzzy balls?
Whould you suck them then deck the halls?
Whould you suck them then deck the halls?