Vynsane.com's Hasbro's Weekly Q&A

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Uh, yeah, you're sniffing some glue there, ain't you, pal?

Once again, I want to address the issue of consistency. Some of the figures you put out are amazing, like the Kybuck or Hermi Odle or most of the McQuarrie figures. But some, like EU Bultar Swan and all the Lukes and Hans from the whole year, suck more ass than figures from 1995. Why is this? And please have someone other than Orbsah Stealth Ninja respond this time.
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We are working hard and trying to find the best way to make Snowspeeder Pilots with all new sculpt!!

Dear Hasbro, will you keep making figures from the movies? I want an ALL NEW DUTCH VANDER SCULPT!! This is a MUST HASBRO!!! Thank you.

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We'll make you a new Dutch Vander if you send us a nude photo of your mom.


So I looked through some of your product lineup for next year:

http://www.cooltoyreview.com/story/fron ... 110900.asp

And I have to ask: Why the fuck are you making a light-up Hulk?
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Thanks! We'll look into it.

Hasbro, I'm in the holiday spirit, so I'll be nice today. What was your best-selling toy of this Christmas season?
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Your Momma


So is Yarna the confirmed female from the ROTJ 2008 wave?
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No, this is:

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When are you guys going to do some more "Phantom Menace" figures that aren't repaints?
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That's a very good question, Double_G!


Why do you insist on bowing to every pathetic fanboys wish with all of these lame ass EU figures?
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So we can keep not making Yarna.


Are you guys even trying anymore? Seriously. Almost every figure in the last 3 years has sucked.
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That's a riveting question. Stay tuned for our 2009 releases!!!


Why would you make a fucking figure of the Emperor's floating head?
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Fine, we won't. More Clones it is!

Is it OK if we call Lando Smuggler the Blackhole Han Solo?
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Why not? You guys are already calling the TAC C-3PO the Skull Fuck C-3PO.

Why are the 25th Anniv. GI Joes so hard to find?
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When we saw that the demand for them was through the roof we contacted the nations foremost scalpers and comic shop owners and struck up a deal thereby earning them more money so they could close shops earlier so they could devote more time to there families...and by families we mean the other pathetic lowlifes that play WoW for days on end.

Two part question:

First, do you listen to us, the fans?

Second,us the fans have spoken, do you listen?
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First, what?
Second, huh?


Seeing as how you suck at making Star Wars toys, have you ever thought of stopping?
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That's fuckin' funny, Two Gs !!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D
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