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[Zero]

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Wow.  Misdirect much?

Man, fuck you. Double G is right, You ARE a fucking GoBot. What kind of futuristic civilization gives their robots fucking Dorothy Hamill hair? You are the world's first fagbot.

[Alex Trebek]

The answer is Alex Trebek.

The question is: "Who is only one vote behind The Grin again?"

With my new campaign ads on the way, that lead won't last.

[Swedish Chef]

Umm de voøten fer de Ruubin! Bork bork bork!!!

[The Grin]

I've been doing a bit of campaigning myself, Trebek. I have made sweet love to everyone's mothers, including yours. In fact, one of my zesty sessions with your mother involved a 3 way with Pat Sajak's mom.

[Capt. Jack Sparrow]

I want you to know that I was rooting for you. Know that.

[Luigi]

I a vote a da for Mario. You mother a fuckers forget his a name on a da list

[Seamus ODoyle]

Saint's preserve us! Ye let one fuckin' dago in and yui've got the whole fuckin' lot of em makin' like tis Ellis Island! Sweet jaesus, tis nae long before yui've got a plumber's mafia in here!

[Twiki]

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Did you say 'Plumber's Mafia'?

Sketchy records of the time period make reference to a plumber's mob as a portent of the Minions of Dooshe from the Dooshe Cyberwar...

What could it mean?

[Mario]

It'a means a-we a takin' over. Buona serra.

[Mister Roboto]

Robin seems like a hearty young lad. I'll vote for him.

[Alex Trebek]

Who is smiling now, Grin? I just took the lead!

[Bizarro The Grin]

I don't believe it, how is this possible? This is turning out to be a really bad day. Trebek's caught up in the poll, Zero stole my thunder, and anarky and JJL brought up Yoko Ono.

nOT mUCH. i TRIED TO SELL YOUR DAD'S THUNDER ON EbAY WHEN HE LEFT IT ALL OVER THE PLACE, AND i DIDN'T GET MUCH FOR IT. bY "THUNDER," i MEAN THE SEMEN-STAINED JIZZ HE SHAT OUT ALL OVER THE COUCH.

[Robin]

Now that my name is clear of the murder of Eternal Padawan, and since it is election day in many cities across the United States, I'd appreciate it if all of you that said you would vote for me would come out and vote. I'm only 15 votes or so out of the lead. Thank you, good citizens.

[Batman]

Yes, Robin, a positive attitude is... everything. As anarky has told me often, keep reaching for that... rainbow.

[Double_G]

Was I really the only jackass who voted for Vader?