Anyone Else Get an Emergency Transmission from Rollo?

[Swedish Chef]

I searched through the archives and found this Rollo person. He appears to be some sort of earth-2 version of EP, but his only two posts are quite peculiar...

FUNNY GIRL HAS THE ANSWER.

Is this a reference to the Ms Teen USA map girl? Dell Rusk's cum dumpster, Amy? Calamity Jane? Sweetrain? I can't quite put my finger on it. And the answer to what? Boggling.

THE TRAITOR IS AMONG YOU.


BEWARE THE RED LETTERS.

I'm not sure what this one means. Traitor? Red Letters?

Hmmmmmmm.....Uff needee to speekee to der Rollo und see vhuut he nosen.

Und get der Twiki to lookee ut der eepee transmitee. Und der nüusbitten und Ωérø.

[Twiki]

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I shall endeavor to reconstruct the entire message by recalibrating the initital digitization process.  It may take some time.  Hours, days, weeks.   One cannot say for sure.  All I know for a certainty is this.




Newsbot and Zero can go fuck themselves.  Or each other.

[Swedish Chef]

Muchos Gracias.

[Zero]

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Newsbot and Zero can go fuck themselves.  Or each other.

What the fuck? Fuck you, you robot jagoff from the future. Buck Rogers was a gay fucking show. I hope that stupid space dog pees on you.

[Twiki]

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Newsbot and Zero can go fuck themselves.  Or each other.

What the fuck? Fuck you, you robot jagoff from the future. Buck Rogers was a gay fucking show. I hope that stupid space dog pees on you.

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Says the Rob Liefeld creation with about as much personality as an empty vanilla ice cream cone.  How much thought did they put into you?  I've seen more originality in Disney's The Black Hole remakes.  At least Mel Blanc did my voice, you boring ass android cocksucker.  Oh wait, you can't suck cock without a mouth.  Fucking idiot.

[Zero]

You little snotrag. You're the posterboy for what was wrong with television in the 70's. Condescending little shitbox.


Why don't you make yourself useful and toast me a bagel, bitch.

[The Spamboy Duke]

Oh my! The suspense is killing me! Who killed the Eternal Padawan?

BEST MORTGAGE RATES ON THE NET!! YOUR APPROVED!!!

[Negative Boy]

That baboon has some kind of ass cancer. Probably caused by liberals.

[Swedish Chef]

Regardee...

FUNNY GIRL HAS THE ANSWER.

Du nedun ter speeke twom der folowee:

Condaleeza Rice
Calamity Jane
Herpantor
Sugah_Honey
Mrs Funtime
Slicker's Mom
Charo
Ghost of Anna Nicole
sweetrain
Amy
lana_gurl
barbra_striesand_is_fab
tiny moonstar
Reggiegirl
pluckedpixie
melanie_pussy
marney_tarah
houi1
Jem
dreamylove4u
Santa Monica
Elizabeth Swann

Fen needee yoose to takee offün der shirtee so vee kin fotøgraafen der booben!! Und alsø der bi ååsken der kwestuuns. Und haav yoo obe tellun der jokee...



Regardee...

THE TRAITOR IS AMONG YOU.


BEWARE THE RED LETTERS.

Vi needen to be tøkken to der

Ruubin
Elmo
Snarf

und enneevuun else whon der red rittens. Yoo kun levee der shirtee on.

[Snarf]

THE TRAITOR IS AMONG YOU.


BEWARE THE RED LETTERS.

Vi needen to be tøkken to der

Ruubin
Elmo
Snarf

und enneevuun else whon der red rittens. Yoo kun levee der shirtee on.

Gosh, Chef, you've known me for years, snarf snarf! I've covered your back in so many tight situations, snarf snarf. Remember when you fell into that nest of gundarks? How can you suspect me, snarf snarf?

[Luigi]

I want a da Rolo's too. Caramel is a my a favorite

[Mister Roboto]

FUNNY GIRL HAS THE ANSWER.

I was wondering if anyone had made this connection?

[Swedish Chef]

Huurrrm? Fuunee Gürl is der Broobee Strisuun?


Vee guun haveder invesigatee imidee!! Bork bork!

[Swedish Chef]

Regardee...

FUNNY GIRL HAS THE ANSWER.

Du nedun ter speeke twom der folowee:

Condaleeza Rice
Calamity Jane
Herpantor
Sugah_Honey
Mrs Funtime
Slicker's Mom
Charo
Ghost of Anna Nicole
sweetrain
Amy
lana_gurl
barbra_striesand_is_fab
tiny moonstar
Reggiegirl
pluckedpixie
melanie_pussy
marney_tarah
houi1
Jem
dreamylove4u
Santa Monica
Elizabeth Swann

Fen needee yoose to takee offün der shirtee so vee kin fotøgraafen der booben!! Und alsø der bi ååsken der kwestuuns. Und haav yoo obe tellun der jokee...

Du investigatee der Broobee Strisuun.

Und der Broobee Strisuun postens.

[Sam I Am]

Will you read all her posts?
Would you like some green eggs and roast?