NEW YORK - Vanessa Hudgens' representative has confirmed that a nude photo circulating on the Internet is indeed the 18-year-old star of Disney Channel's wildly popular (but unspeakably inane) "High School Musical" series.
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"This was a photo which was taken privately," a statement from Hudgens spokesman said, according to MSNBC.com. "It is a personal matter and it is unfortunate that this has become public. Apparently, the dude she's banging wanted to show off her titties."
The photo shows the 18-year-old actress standing naked in what appears to be a bathroom, with a red shower curtain behind her. That's how you can recognize the real deal. Red shower curtain. Anything else they're saying is fake.
There was no immediate comment Friday from officials at the Walt Disney Co. However, one Disney employee reportedly said, "Hyuk, hyuk, gawrsh. I'd totally, hyuk hyuk, hit that!" Another, a rather short, obnoxious employee with blue skin, said he'd fuck her 626 times in one night.
Hudgens portrayed Gabriella, the brainy love interest of Zac Efron's basketball star in the first two "High School Musical" movies. The two are said to be dating in real life. He was as shocked as anyone. "Not only have I never seen her naked, because she told me she's saving her goodies for marriage," he said, "but I have no idea who took this picture! If I find him, I'll kill him!"
"High School Musical 2" attracted more than 17 million viewers for its Disney Channel premiere in August, the most-watched television program of the summer. Even more than the Sopranos finale. A feature film "High School Musical 3" is planned. Scientists advise all people to block the Disney Channel, or risk losing their minds when this, the stupidest installment of the series, debuts.
My 6 year old gave me a 5 minute lecture on how she doesn't like High School Musical. I told her I didn't know what it was and that I wouldn't make her watch it. She seemed happy with the answer.
R2, my niece loves those movies. They are really, really stupid. She stayed with us for a weekend and wanted to do nothing but sing the songs from it and play games on Disney Channel's website.
She just turned 15.
I am not sure if this is normal, with teenagers acting like 3rd graders for a longer time period, or if she has some sort of imbalance that my sister is too dumb to have checked out.
Thanks for the link, DB. I saw the story on Yahoo, and thought, "Fucking A, I need to find that pic." But I couldn't find it. It's not bad, but a bit underwhelming. Note the product placement for Dasani water. It's really an ad destined for France, where nudity is okay.
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!
man u guys suck u fagets, hi school musicle is the BEST MOVIE EVAR!!!!!!!!
NOW THAT IS A GOD DAM GAYE ROBAT!!! LOOK A THAT FUCKIN DICK ON HIS HAND, HE PROBLY SUX IT EVER NITE CUZ HE IS A GAY FAG LIEK U FAGGETS!! MAN, U FAGS LIEK ROBAT DONG HANDS UP UR GAY ASSES DON'T U, HA HA HA HA HA HA I NEW IT!!!
The big news here is that she's a Disney star... and they haven't disowned her. She's still invited to be in the 3rd part of this series - along with the boy they suspect took the picture, Zac Efron.
