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This just in: BE AFRAID!

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This just in:

A black male, age 18-52, standing 5'9"-7'18", shot and killed white people in the urban area outside of the suburbs that you live in. Details are sketchy at this time, but it is reasonable to BE AFRAID. BE VERY AFRAID. 

If anyone approaches your front door, it is suggested to have one of your many, many loaded guns at the ready. This way, we can have as many accidental gunshot wounds as possible.

After the break: What you DON'T know CAN kill you. vynsane on your side reporter "The Grin" with this special report.

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The Lexus Summer Sales Event: Going on now at your local Lexus dealers. Just what you need to get away from all the minority groups that are looking to kill you.

Act soon, supplies are limited. You don't want to be caught alone in your house late at night ready to be killed by a black guy, do you?
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Thank's Newsbot.

Your mother's cooch tastes like salad dressing.

Back to you in the studio, Newsbot.

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Oh HELL no...






CrackerBot did NOT just go dere....
"'dat sho' look like a tasty stack o' pancakes!!"
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Post by Snigtad Flornbi »

that dude came to my hause i sayed hay fag shut up or suck my balls then he ran off it was sambo
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NOW THAT IS A GOD DAM GAYE ROBAT!!! LOOK A THAT FUCKIN DICK ON HIS HAND, HE PROBLY SUX IT EVER NITE CUZ HE IS A GAY FAG LIEK U FAGGETS!! MAN, U FAGS LIEK ROBAT DONG HANDS UP UR GAY ASSES DON'T U, HA HA HA HA HA HA I NEW IT!!!
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