What the hell?

Bizarro The Grin · Post by **Bizarro The Grin** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 1:29 am

Okay, color me confused.

I woke up about a week ago in the dog pound, with no memory of who I was or how I wound up there. I only had some rather painful red marks around the groin, which I was told were the result of shots I'd been given.

Then this talking dog shows up and pays my bail, and I'm out on the streets. I had a few bucks in my pocket, so I was able to check into a hotel. I just managed to get online at a local Best Buy store, and did a search for the name that was on my driver's license.

This site was the first (and only) thing to come up. Hoping to learn more about my former life, I checked it out.

I don't know what insane son of a bitch has been pretending to be me for the past year. This whole "sex with fathers" bit is disgusting. I may not know who I am, but I assure you I'm straight.

I am not writing a book called "Inside Your Father's Fanny." That's not only gross, it's just retarded.

And I've never had sex with a shark. But for some reason, one keeps calling my cell phone. I've not figured that out yet.

The thing that bugs me the most: I have never, ever, EVER turned into Devastator's anus. That honor goes to a dump truck named Long Haul. Jesus, even us amnesiacs remember that much.

I plan to stick around, and hopefully can get some real facts about my former life from the rest of you. Despite the impersonator, the rest of you seem like a cool bunch of fellows.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 9:22 am

So you don't have a big black dick?

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 9:45 am

Why, you don't look like the Joker at all. My apologies for... suspecting you of his crimes.

Robin, please check into the background of Bizarro the Grin, as he could be a possible... ally in the future. Something tells me he can whip up some... good eats.

Sambo · Post by **Sambo** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:41 am

Gad DAMN! One whitey just replaced wif another whitey! Don make no damn bit o' difference no how! All you crackers look de same to me!! Dats fo' dam sho!!!

The Grin · Post by **The Grin** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 4:03 pm

Umm. Wow. I'm not really sure what to say, so if anyone needs me, I'll be giving Sambo's mother another religious experience. She lies there on her back with a fan in one hand yelling "OH LAWDY!!!" It's quite a sight.

Robin · Post by **Robin** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 4:11 pm

Holy erroneous arithmetic, Batman! Something doesn't add up!

I'll get to the Bat-Computer right away.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 4:23 pm

I'd suggest you get yourself to the doctor for a blood screen. Stat.

Post by **vynsane** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 5:11 pm

yeah, cuz jj's got the clap and, well, you've done him a bunch of times.

Sambo · Post by **Sambo** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 5:29 pm

The Grin wrote:

Umm. Wow. I'm not really sure what to say, so if anyone needs me, I'll be giving Sambo's mother another religious experience. She lies there on her back with a fan in one hand yelling "OH LAWDY!!!" It's quite a sight.

Oh dat be some funny stuff coming from a midget white cracker!! De way my momma told de story, she kept askin is you was in dere yet!! And the reason she yelled "LAWDY!" was because she realized she was missin Oprah down at de laundromat and she rolled right over yo skinny white ass to get out de door!! Next time you gonna have to stick yo whole leg in her cause she used to having the black meat, know what I's saying?? Lawd yes!!

Double_G · Post by **Double_G** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 6:06 pm

Sambo wrote: Oh dat be some funny stuff coming from a midget white cracker!! De way my momma told de story, she kept askin is you was in dere yet!! And the reason she yelled "LAWDY!" was because she realized she was missin Oprah down at de laundromat and she rolled right over yo skinny white ass to get out de door!! Next time you gonna have to stick yo whole leg in her cause she used to having the black meat, know what I's saying?? Lawd yes!!

bIZZARO tHE gRIP · Post by **bIZZARO tHE gRIP** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 11:03 am

vAT EES DIS? eL gROWL, YOU ESTUPIDO DOG, YOU EBROUGHT ZEE WRONG GUY BACK! DONDE ESTA ZEE REAL bIZARRO eL gRIN?

The Growl · Post by **The Growl** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 12:04 pm

Screw you, Grippy. I checked his license. And why do you think he had all the shots around the groin? The Grin's always said that his Bizarro buddy had a big black dick because it was inflamed with all sorts of nasty diseases! They must've treated it at the pound!

He just is having some trouble remembering, is all.

Devastator · Post by **Devastator** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 12:06 pm

RAAAAARRRRRR!!!!

DEVASTATOR HAS NO ANUS!!!!!

DEVASTATOR CAN NO LONGER POOP!!!!

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!

bIZZARO tHE gRIP · Post by **bIZZARO tHE gRIP** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 12:42 pm

i'MA ESO ESORRY, eL gROWL. aH DID NOT MEAN TO BE SO MEAN. eET ES AVERY HARD TO ESEE bIZARRO eL gRIN LIKE THEES. aH MUST HAVE EBEEN EN, HOW YOU ESAY, ZEE DENIAL.