The Joker is infatuated with boners

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The Joker is infatuated with boners

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Wonder what Batman makes of this...
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oh, i think he knows all about it.

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Here is the original thread from waaaay back when there were still mods here. http://www.vynsane.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=769


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Post by Batman »

Quite dandy, citizen. Thank you for asking.

And thank you for the... heads-up, vynsane. So, the Joker is readying a boner for me, is he? I'll just have to turn the tables on him, so to speak, so that he winds up in a dark, dank hole for the next thirty years or so.

Bat-Alert, Robin: The Joker likely has a boner for you as well, old chum.
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Y'know, Bizarro the Grin has a boner for a lot of guys. You might want to check him out. Especially with that avatar of his. It's just a little too convenient, don't ya think?
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Uh, Goat, can you explain this?

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BAAAA!!!

The Joker made me do it.
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The Goat is anything but a... gentleman. The next morning, he promised to call me on the Bat-Phone, but he never did.
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Holy goat boners, Batman! Should I stake out the Gotham Theater? It looks like he might try to slip us the boner there!
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So, Goat, did the Joker just make you kiss Batman? And you 69'ed him while Robin fucked your asshole just because you wanted it? Or did Joker make you do that? I seem to recall he wasn't even there at that point, because he and his entire gang were grossed out.

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The Joker used some sort of, how you say...mind control. Then he gave me various alcohols and some of the reefer. I've blacked out most of it.

I'd prefer if you not mention it again.
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I saw the video on youtube though, it was quite gross.
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Post by Snigtad Flornbi »

i fuced a goat onece, it was not a good fukc but jimmey from my math class gave me fiev bucks 2 do it, ha ha ha, jimmey u didnt thank i wood but who has five dollers now bich?
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