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Narrator wrote:This is Jeopardy, with your host, Alex Trebek
Good evening, Ladies and gentlemen. You all know the rules, so lets start the game.

The answer is: It is between a veritable forest and a slimy mud hole.
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What is Slicker's Mom's taint?


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Just have to interrupt first:

Tonight, the returning champion didn't know the answer to Final Jeopardy, so he wrote down "What is Xela Kebert?"

As in Adam West's answer on Family Guy, where Trebek voiced himself.

"Only by tricking him into saying his name backwards can he be forced back into the fifth dimension where he belongs."

Funny moment. I guess you had to be there.

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Where do Batman and Robin rendezvous for some secret ass-slamming?

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What does Snigtad refer to his puckering, sore, herpes riddled asshole?


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What does Snigtad put on his cocks before sucking them?


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What was the "I'm a Pepper" t-shirt-wearing wheelchair guy drinking as he sped down the road at 50 mph?

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What does doubel G liek 2 shove up his ASSHOEL!!!!

u r gay god damn u grip
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Snigtad Flornbi wrote:
u r gay god damn u grip
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What is 'He tried to blow me on Sunday?'


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Who's mother was long gone before I even had a chance?

That rat-bastard, Alex Trebek


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Who recently took the lead from that loser, The Grin, in the Next Top Moderator Poll?

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What did Snigtad mistakenly buy when he thought he was getting a box of freeze-dried homosexuals (just add water for a good time)?

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Ha ha he he. That's easy, silly. What is the highest rated tv show in the 0-5 year old age bracked of any member of vysane.com's members?

Shoes.
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