Eternal Padawan injured while trying to suck his own penis!

Newsbot · Post by **Newsbot** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 6:44 pm

Vynsane.com regular Eternal Padawan has strained his back while attempting to suck his own penis.

Eternal Padawan was rushed to a local hospital, where nurses laughed at him. He is being kept in a medically-induced coma for his own safety. It is unclear when he will be released.

"Apparently, he just didn't realize how small his pecker was," said trauma surgeon Dr Oliver Clothsopf. "Sad, really. I'm referring to his tiny johnson when I say that, though the back injuries are sad, too, I suppose."

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 6:50 pm

Well, did he make it?

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 6:55 pm

So THIS is how it's to be, is it Newsbot? With the smear campaign? And the lies? And the stealing of the toiletries from the Howard Johnson?

For shame.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 7:42 pm

No lies here, check youtube, its up there

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 10:15 pm

I see no link.

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 1:38 am

You can't find it because you're probably looking for "autofellatio" instead of "autolingus". I think by "penis" he was referring to your vagina.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 11:06 am

Oh I saw the footage. I saw footage of kidhuman tossing Snigtad's salad. I saw footage of Newsbot smearing feces on his girly parts. I saw footage of the Grips and Grins in an orgy at the Sunset Glen Retirement Estates where they had to truck in the KY. I saw footage of slicker's mom getting fisted by a gorilla. But nothing of me gobbling my own pecker.

If you could put up a link, I'd appreciate it.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 11:27 am

You want footage?

(Warning! Not for the faint of heart!)

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 12:42 pm

Horrifying. Truly.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 5:18 pm

Bloody hell, were they moving out of the way because of his powerful blowing, or because his breath smells like wretched farts?

Rob Liefeld · Post by **Rob Liefeld** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 4:22 pm

YOU NEED TO SUCK MY COCK NEXT FAGGOT!! I'LL JUST STICK MY DICK IN YOUR MOUTH ONCE I FUCKING KILL YOU!

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 6:18 pm

Somebody has snapped. Unfortunately, he didn't snap his pencils.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 6:06 pm

So, ever had this problem, JJL?

Senor JabbaJohnL · Post by **Senor JabbaJohnL** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 6:19 pm

No, cause I do it well.

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