The Grin's "To Do" List

[The Grin]

I might need to go cougar hunting in Canada. JJ or Mabs, can you explain exactly what a cougar is?

[mabudon]

Sure can buddy-

A "cougar" (or "coug" as me and my buddies use the term) is a woman who has lost everything that made her attractive to men her age and older (and a lot of younger types, too) and gets desperate for sex of any kind- seeing as no-one in their right mind is asking for any, they take the only path- find young men who are, in fact, horny to a point where they are in fact out of their minds, and offer them the "pleasure" of a "woman with experience" (and usually a whole bunch of drinks to get the ball rolling)

Since the shock of the realization of the enormity of their transgressions sans D'alcool in the sober light of morning usually drives every conquest off instantly, never to return, the only way to sustain the efectiveness of the practice is to repeat as necessary- good thing for the poor cougar, it is actually easier than shooting fish in a barrel, especially in a place where the light is low, the music FAR too loud and the costuming is chosen properly

No joke, we had a place called "Cougars" here, and no-one under 25 was admitted- never went there, but it did exist and might still, it's in an even worse part of town that Golden Bros.


OH and you might have meant the big cats themselves- also known as bobcats, pumas, wildcats, and a few other names I don't recall, all being the same animal- they are hard to catch tho, which is odd cos thew human version is hard to avoid

[The Grin]

Canada must be a wonderful place to live.

[Eternal Padawan]

How about "Playing little Dutch Boy in your mom's dyke"

[The Grin]

Finally. I have developed the only dildo powerful enough to kill a coyote.

[Eternal Padawan]

I think Bizarro The Grin would take umbrage with you referring to him as a "Dildo"

[The Grin]

Someday, I'd like to open a program to get prostitutes off the streets and back to normal lives. I'll call it "Un-Hooked". When a new woman enters the program, the first thing I'll do is fuck her and not pay for it.

[The Grin]

I think I am going to convert to Hinduism. That way if one of you guys kill me for fucking your mother, then father's a child, I'll be sucking on your wife's titties and you won't even know it is me.

[The Grin]

In honor of George W. leaving office, I'm starting a "Farewell to Bush" program. Your mothers can call me and I'll come shave their bush. Nice and smooth. OYES!

[The Grin]

Oh Brittany. I'm thinking about your mom, too.

[unlimitedpudding]

I wonder if Brittany's carpet matches the drapes. She's not Mythbuster's chick, but she probably has some nice chi-chis.

[The Grin]

I'm going to create a place that is part MySpace and part Facebook for your mothers to hang out on. It will be called MyFace.