Me Grimlock not fit for service

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Me Grimlock not fit for service

Post by Grimlock »

Me Grimlock ashamed to say, but me Grimlock abused last week.

It happen when me Grimlock at mall near Atlanta. Me Grimlock see Snigtad Flornbi try steal dildo at sex shop. Me Grimlock pull out Moderator Terror Squad badge and chase stupid fleshling into alley.

It dark in alley, and stupid human Snigtad hit me Grimlock in face with dildo. Then he take off pants and stick massive dildo in me Grimlock butt. Snigtad and Boner take turn putting thing in me Grimlock butt, finally put in their ding dongs.

When they leave, me Grimlock crawl to security officer station. Security officer say it not crime to stick things in car exhaust pipe. Me Grimlock try explain me Grimlock in robot mode at time, but they not listen to me Grimlock.

Me Grimlock depressed and ashamed, but me Grimlock hope by me coming forward it help others who abused by stupid fleshlings.

However, me Grimlock not think me fit to be moderator any longer. Not only me Grimlock bested by stupid fleshling that me Grimlock once eat after Doctor Doom kill, but after Batman rebuild me Grimlock, me Grimlock keep having strange urge to kill Richards and Spider-Man. Me Grimlock no longer trust me Grimlock to do good job. That and Mustang totally gay car.

Me Grimlock hereby retire from active MTS service, effective once Slag get back from kicking Snigtad puny human ass.
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Post by Snigtad Flornbi »

Ha ha ha fag u wear askin 4 it, u were wearin thos short mud flaps liek a fagg!!
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NOW THAT IS A GOD DAM GAYE ROBAT!!! LOOK A THAT FUCKIN DICK ON HIS HAND, HE PROBLY SUX IT EVER NITE CUZ HE IS A GAY FAG LIEK U FAGGETS!! MAN, U FAGS LIEK ROBAT DONG HANDS UP UR GAY ASSES DON'T U, HA HA HA HA HA HA I NEW IT!!!
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Post by Eternal Padawan »

A horrific image of Snigtad and Grimlock's lovechild/big wheel just flashed through my head.
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Post by Starscream »

Oh my.

Wait until Jetfire hears about this. Grimlock beaten by a half-retarded fleshling? Oh, the other Autobots will have a field day with this.

You putz-bot.
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Post by Ran »

Go-bots are laughing at Grimlock right now.














Even Scooter.
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Post by kidhuman »

Even Scooter, thats damn funny. Grimlock is gay
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Post by Diabolical »

Grimlock is back?
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Fuck you, Grimlock.
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You fucking Go-Bot.
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I'm the Juggernaut, bitch.
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Post by Eternal Padawan »

Grimlock, you fucking pansy.
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Post by kidhuman »

Grimlock is a pansy ass banana sucking cock lord
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Post by Antropov »

me am happy with big wheel baby! rawwwr!!!
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Post by Senor JabbaJohnL »

Wait, I thought he was still a radio?
Shit. I can't think of a good signature.
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Post by Ran »

That douchebag Batman rebuilt him. Obviously, he left one of Grimlock's DIP switches on pansy mode.
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