Is it cold in here...?

[Eternal Padawan]

My little sister sent this to me. People in colder regions can relate.


60 above zero:
Arizonians turn on the heat.
People in Iowa plant gardens.


50 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Cedar Rapids sunbathe.


40 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Iowa drive with the windows down.


32 above zero:
Distilled water freezes.
The Mississippi River gets thicker.


20 above zero:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Iowa throw on a flannel shirt.


15 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Iowa have the last cookout before it gets cold.


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People in Miami all die.
Iowans close the windows.


5 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Iowa get out their winter coats.


10 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Iowa are selling cookies door to door.


20 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Iowa let the dogs sleep indoors.


70 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Iowans get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van.


460 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.) People in
Iowa start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"


500 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Davenport Community Schools will open 2 hours late.

[Ran]

Last month was cold--for Las Vegas. It Dipped down to the mid-upper 20s at night and low 40s during the day. Its warmed up over the past few weeks, into the 60s and 70s. Last week, I forgot it was still winter until I went to lunch one day and the resturaunt had a TV tuned to snow-mobile racing on ESPN. I really need to move to a state that has 4 seasons.

[Slimmie]

I was in Florida a couple of weeks ago and the temps were in the 55-75 degree range. While I was driving around with the windows down & chillin' in my T-shirt, shorts & sandals, I saw most locals bundled up in winter coats, scarves, and hats. You could totally tell who the visitors were.

[Ran]

I noticed that, too. Most of the locals here are still wearing jackets and winter clothes.

[Eternal Padawan]

When I visited California in January a few years ago, we were at DisneyLand and people were breaking out the winter jackets and scarves in 65 degree weather. I had on shorts and a tee shirt. Chumps.

[kidhuman]

I wish I could rock shorts all year long at work. I hate pants. I dont care what the weather is, my car has heat

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

Here in Colorado it was cold as fuck for a long time this winter, a lot moreso than usual. The damn snow and ice FINALLY melted off my street but now we're getting more this weekend. Damn.

[SweetRain]

I wish I could rock shorts all year long at work. I hate pants. I dont care what the weather is, my car has heat

What car are you driving?

[Perpantor]

IF HE HAS TASTE, THE PURPLE ONE!!



THIS I COMMAND!!