Presidents' Day

The Grin · Post by **The Grin** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 10:55 am

To paraphrase JFK: Ask not what your mother can do for you. Ask what your mother can for my boner.

Thank you.

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 12:15 pm

I'm just happy I get the day off.

The Grin · Post by **The Grin** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 1:15 pm

I believe it was FDR who said ""The only thing we have to fear is Slicker's Mom herself." Now, CaptainSolo1138's mother...George HW Bush said it best, "A kinder, gentler mother."

The Grin · Post by **The Grin** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 12:56 pm

Continuing my Presidents' Day tribute:

Abe Lincoln - "You can do all of the mothers some of the time, and some of the mothers all of the time, but you can not screw all of the mothers all of the time, but you I'm going to try!"

Bizarro The Grin · Post by **Bizarro The Grin** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:14 pm

iN THE IMMORTAL WORDS OF gEORGE w bUSH AND jOHN qUINCY aDAMS, "i LOVE YOU, dAD."

aND BY "LOVE," i MEAN "RAM MY COCK DOWN YOUR THROAT AND FILL YOUR TUMMY WITH CREAMY GOODNESS."

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:41 pm

You just fucking bother me.

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:58 pm

Annoy, yes. But that bit about creamy goodness in your tummy was pretty funny.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 2:41 pm

Has this guy ever been brave enought to come up out of the basement? I think when he says "Have sex with mothers" I think it's metaphor for "Reach into my sweatpants and touch my own peepee."

And I believe he does that all day long. His keyboard must be yellow.