Who is the coolest forumite here?

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:14 pm

The Foreign Film Critics have nominated eight forumites, past and present, from which we get to vote for Coolest Forumite Ever.

Members registered at another site were ineligible.

The FFC have said that if your personal favorite was not nominated, you can keep it to yourself, or you can fuck yourself.

The poll ends in 30 days.

So choose now, fools!

Post by **vynsane** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:43 pm

hmmmmm... a tough choice, to be sure. but let's see if we can narrow it down a bit...

Seamus O'Doyle - a newcomer to the scene, but he's got a fiery spirit and he drinks guinness, so he's got a point or two in my book.

The Grin - who doesn't like the grin? he fucks your mother, and you think he's the coolest guy on the face of the planet for it. he's the front-runner, i believe.

Cobra Commander - is dead. can't vote for a dead president, can't vote for a dead forumite.

Richard Simmons - well, he's not been seen around lately, so he's not winning any post padding competitions. at the same time, he's a moderator, and SHOULD be around more than he is, so fuck no.

emperordaddypants - there's only one guy who had a lamer shtick than this guy...

The Phantom ManAss - yup! that's the one!

The Cow - as intellectually stimulating as his posts are, i'm gonna have to pass.

Boner Mazo - could be dead, too. not too sure. either that, or he just forgot the URL to the forum. or where he bookmarked it. or how to get on the internet. or where his computer is. or where his house is.

so, it looks like The Grin has the advantage, though look for promising things from Seamus in next year's competition. i think he just came into the game too late for this one, wasn't polished enough, didn't have the drive and spirit...

Seamus ODoyle · Post by **Seamus ODoyle** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:04 pm

Saints preserve me! Oi just come inta yuir fine establishment to ha' meself a pint o' Guiness and maybe tell a tale'r two and ye go an' put me in a contest. Oi'm truly touched by yuir kindness. Ye dirty omadans.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 3:49 pm

The Cow all the way

emperordaddypants · Post by **emperordaddypants** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 4:38 pm

This poll is not doomed!!!

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:01 pm

I went with manass, for such a short run he made a BIG impression- a big, ass-shaped impression

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:06 pm

I went with the ManAss too, fuck I piss myself at those posts.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:01 pm

The Giraffe should have made the poll.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:35 am

Why not the sheep or hyena?

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 9:25 am

anarky wrote:The FFC have said that if your personal favorite was not nominated, you can keep it to yourself, or you can fuck yourself.

Their words, not mine.

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 9:47 am

I went with Mr. Mazo. He was a bad imitation of a bad imitation.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 10:57 am

kidhuman wrote:Why not the sheep or hyena?

The giraffe rocks, especially since EP found the translator. The hyena types in orange, so he looses cool points. I don't think there is a sheep. But, there is a goat. He doesn't do a damm thing around here and is basically a rip off from Adam Sandler's cds.

Did I just justify the existence of animals on this website? This place really is a frickin' zoo.

Giraffe · Post by **Giraffe** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 12:50 pm

*Giraffe sound*

Sean McLeod ODoogan · Post by **Sean McLeod ODoogan** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 1:02 pm

Me boyo Seamus is the best a' that bunch, though me sweet Molly is far better. (Ah tell ye, me boys, some mean like the fishin', and some men like the fowlin'. But me, I like sleepin', 'specially in me Molly's chambers.)

If ye don't vote fer me pal Seamus, ye kin go feck yerself.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 1:02 pm

Giraffe wrote:*Giraffe sound*

Damm straight, honkey.

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