The incredibly stupid thought thread: vynsane.com edition

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 11:42 am

If heat rises, then Heaven should be hotter than Hell.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 11:44 am

You know what's really hotter than hell?

Whoever the woman was that KISS was singing about in that old song.

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 12:01 pm

Thos beautiful autographed knockers are my favorite thing about these here internets.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 5:16 pm

I would pay money just to see Kelly Clarkson french kiss Katherine McPhee.

Of course, I'd rather have more bang[ing] for my buck.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 7:59 pm

If Superman gets his power from the sun, why does he do most of his crime fighting at night?

Post by **vynsane** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 9:24 am

um... er... that's batman. he fights crime at night.

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 9:35 am

When Katherine McPhee appears on "Ugly Betty" in a couple weeks, that will mark both the first and last time I watch "Ugly Betty".

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 10:37 am

"Ugly Betty" herself looks like she's not really ugly per se, but one of those girls they slap glasses and braces on in a shitty Disney movie and pretend she's ugly.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 7:05 pm

What happens if Negative Boy and Positive Boy post in the same thread?

Do their posts cancel one another out?

Does it set off a violent chain reaction that will destroy the forums?

Or do they add up to Zero?

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 7:05 pm

Maybe Slicker's mom ain't so bad.

Maybe peaches isn't really a prick.

Maybe Tycho is just misunderstood.

Maybe we've told too many jokes about Kidhuman's shower.

Maybe the Newsbot really is a cyborg Dan Rather.

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 7:27 am

Rogue II wrote:Maybe Slicker's mom ain't so bad.

Wrong.

Maybe peaches isn't really a prick.

Right.

Maybe Tycho is just misunderstood.

Wrong.

Maybe we've told too many jokes about Kidhuman's shower.

Wrong.

Maybe the Newsbot really is a cyborg Dan Rather.

Right.

Bizarro The Grin · Post by **Bizarro The Grin** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 6:21 pm

i CAN'T BE THE ONLY PERSON WHO DOES THIS:

eVERY SO OFTEN, i RENT SOME OFFICE SPACE SO i CAN PRETEND i'M A DOCTOR. tHEN i HAVE MY SECRETARY CONTACT rOGUE ii AND TELL HIM HE'S DUE FOR A PROSTATE EXAM. wHEN HE COMES IN, i'M WEARING A SURGICAL MASK SO HE CAN'T RECOGNIZE ME, AND i SAY, "mR rOGUE ii, i'M GOING TO NEED YOU TO BEND OVER." aND WHEN HE DOES, IT'S NOT MY FINGER THAT SLIDES IN, BUT MY BIG, BLACK DICK! aND i BUTTFUCK HIM FOR AN HOUR OR SO, THEN i TELL HIM IT'S ALL CLEAR. aND i GIVE HIM A LOLLIPOP. bUT WHEN HE STANDS UP, i PULL OFF MY MASK, AND SAY, "tHANKS FOR THE ANAL, HO!"

sO FAR, HE'S FALLEN FOR THAT SIX TIMES IN THE PAST TWO MONTHS.

i THINK IT MIGHT BE TIME TO SEND HIM A REMINDER CARD....

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 6:37 pm

So what, it's not okay to be concerned about your prostate?

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 6:43 pm

RII, I can't believe you fell for that even once. That's the oldest trick in the book! If I had a nickel for every postcard I've received that offered a free prostate exam, I could buy a junior cheeseburger at Wendy's!

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 11:20 am

Here's a stupid thought:

Louis XIV ruled France for longer than any of us have been alive.