Quote of the day

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 12:36 am

I was listening to the NHL channel on XM. The hosts were taking calls before the games started tonite. One guy calls in and says, "First let me say that I love my wife. Not only is she good in the sack, but she bought me XM for Christmas." A guy calling into a hockey show and saying he wife is a good fuck on the radio was most unexpected. A few minutes later, a guy calls in and says "I can confirm that guy's wife is good in the sack." Again, you would expect it here, but hearing it on an exclusive hockey channel was pretty funny.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 12:58 am

Was the second guy Scott?

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Mon Jan 01, 2007 9:40 pm

I didn't say it, but this guy did. What a jackass. Even if he is a cartoon.

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More things in life should revolve around Wookiee porn.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 6:45 pm

Priceless shit from a shit:

Negative Boy wrote:Where are their parents and why do they find it acceptable to have mentally challenged mutant bird babysit for them?
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This program is supposed to be educational? They have the same letters over and over and over.

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 11:14 pm

Fuckin' Slicker about killed me with this.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 12:46 pm

Back to Negative Boy and his unexplainable hatred of ninjas, check out "New Comics Day 1/10" elsewhere.

Man, I am so fucking glad I dropped GIJoe. This shit sounds downright insulting to anyone with even one fucking brain cell.

Negative Boy · Post by **Negative Boy** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 1:06 pm

Ninjas are stupid. Do you really think black pajamas make you invisible? And who fights with swords in the 21st century? Ever hear of a little invention called guns? Mack Bolan uses them all the time. I bet he could fucking kick your nancy ninja footies wearing ass. The only thing dumber than a ninja wearing black is a ninja wearing white, like that dummy Stormshadow. What the fuck are you hiding from in an all white costume? Blending in with a flock of seagulls? passing yourself off as a snowman? This is the difference between that used cars salesman Cobra Commander and the brilliant genius of Serpentor. Serpentor would never hire a "ninja" who wears white and only uses swords. What an ass.

Stormshadow · Post by **Stormshadow** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 1:09 pm

I seem to recall Serpentor taking an arrow to the face. Bitch.

GNT · Post by **GNT** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 1:21 pm

Negative Boy wrote:Ninjas are stupid. Do you really think black pajamas make you invisible? And who fights with swords in the 21st century? Ever hear of a little invention called guns? Mack Bolan uses them all the time. I bet he could fucking kick your nancy ninja footies wearing ass. The only thing dumber than a ninja wearing black is a ninja wearing white, like that dummy Stormshadow. What the fuck are you hiding from in an all white costume? Blending in with a flock of seagulls? passing yourself off as a snowman? This is the difference between that used cars salesman Cobra Commander and the brilliant genius of Serpentor. Serpentor would never hire a "ninja" who wears white and only uses swords. What an ass.

How true!

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 1:22 pm

Negative Boy wrote:Ever hear of a little invention called guns? Mack Bolan uses them all the time.

Yeah. He's especially fond of Zip Guns, and he crushes his enemies in his Tanx.

Oh, no, wait that's Marc Bolan. Silly me!

GNT · Post by **GNT** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 1:34 pm

That is outrageous!

Funny

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 5:19 pm

GNT wrote:That is outrageous! Funny

Fuck You!!!

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 5:56 pm

Back to QOTD:

Diabolical wrote:Plus, didn't Jesus shoot sparkles out his fingertips also?

It's always nice to know that when the former English major in me comes out, I can count on you guys to keep me from taking this crazy shit too seriously.

Snake Eyes · Post by **Snake Eyes** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 7:42 pm

Negative Boy wrote:Ninjas are stupid. Do you really think black pajamas make you invisible? And who fights with swords in the 21st century? Ever hear of a little invention called guns? Mack Bolan uses them all the time. I bet he could fucking kick your nancy ninja footies wearing ass. The only thing dumber than a ninja wearing black is a ninja wearing white, like that dummy Stormshadow. What the fuck are you hiding from in an all white costume? Blending in with a flock of seagulls? passing yourself off as a snowman? This is the difference between that used cars salesman Cobra Commander and the brilliant genius of Serpentor. Serpentor would never hire a "ninja" who wears white and only uses swords. What an ass.

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Snake Eyes · Post by **Snake Eyes** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 7:45 pm

Stormshadow wrote:I seem to recall Serpentor taking an arrow to the face. Bitch.

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