Booger King!

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 6:26 pm

I saw a camersial 4 Booger King they hav vidio games now, 1 is u are the King + drive a round on a gay littel bike + if u win tha fagg kid human OR SHOULD I SAY SHIT HUMAN!!!! xx:x wil come out + fuck ur but!

Ha ha fagg I bruned u!!!!

i think I wil go + eat some Booger king now, they haev god hamboogers + eternal padawens mom werks their + she lets me fcuk her when ever i vbisit, burrrrrrn got u to homo fagg!

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 6:35 pm

A "booger" is a sticky green thing that is found in your nose, and, in your case, is the reason you dig in your nostrils so much. A "burger" is a piece of meat (or meat substitute) between two buns, usually with vegetables and condiments.

Neither are to be confused with "bugger," which is what your granddaddy does to you in the dark.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 7:40 pm

Ha ha. You said meat between two buns. Snigtad knows all about that from his Daddy/Uncle

Bizarro Captain Funtime · Thu Jan 11, 2007 4:15 pm

Ha ha! You guys are so funny!!

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 4:40 pm

Bizarro Captain Funtime wrote:Ha ha! You guys are so funny!!

So are you. But you can't get by on your looks forever. Take some night classes.

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 12:58 pm

I took sum night classes + now i am a night and a saumri i coud kick ur gay ass!

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 3:13 pm

Wow.

Words fail me.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 3:27 pm

What's a saumri?

Is that like a jacuzzi?

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 3:42 pm

It's a device shaped like two spoons welded together that Snigtad's parents shove up his asshole and pull out to make that POP! sound. After too much anal leakage, his GrandpaUncle Rodger forces himself on Sniggy to block him back up, using the anal leakage as lube. Snigtad is, of course, giggling the whole time.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 3:54 pm

EP, that is the single foulest post I have ever read.

And, what's more, you speak of that as if you have firsthand knowledge.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 5:37 pm

Nope, thats all improv.

Like the time the badger got into Snigtad's cabin and they made it fuck his sister and right before it came, they pulled it out and shot badger come all over Snigtad's face and he had an allergic reaction to it and somebody ( Great Gramma Lucille maybe?) remembered an old wives tale that said you throw boiling hot water on badger sperm hives so they did and horribly scarred him and that's why Snigtad is as fucking ugly as he is. Incidentally, the sister got pregnant with badger pups and now two of them are Snigtad's fugly niece and nephew.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 10:14 pm

I think EP is Uncle Rodger

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:21 pm

i thank so 2, this is funney to pretand 2 be a fagg uncal rodger, how else wood u no about the batcher?

Inktomi Slurp Spider · Mon Jul 16, 2007 3:04 pm

Slurp, Slurp.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 1:35 pm

Y'know, this whole thing started as a stupid rant by that moron.

But I would've totally bought Sneak King if it came for the PS2 or GameCube/Wii.

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