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A Walt Disney World employee in costume as the beloved character Tigger totally got freaky with a teenaged tourist from Wisconsin last week.
Shelly Luxembourg of Milwaukee, 17, was made to orgasm no less than four times as the costumed employee pleasured her in several positions as her dumbfounded parents filmed.
"At first, I was like, 'What the hell did you do to Tigger?'" said father Bertrand Luxembourg. "Then, after she'd been screaming for thirty minutes or so about how Tiggers love to bounce, we realized she was completely naked, getting totally balled by Tigger."
The videotape, which family members have graciously provided to the press, shows that the encounter was totally consensual, and that Tigger provided ample foreplay to get Shelly in the mood. This, however, is not enough for Bertrand.
"I don't want anything major," he said. "But this representative of a supposedly family-oriented company stole my daughter's virtue right in front of me. I think we're owed an apology."
"And a second date," added Shelly.
