i LOVE YOU GUYS!

[Bizarro Captain Funtime]

i'M NOT SAYING THAT IN A GAY WAY, NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT. bUT THIS IS THE COOLEST BUNCH OF PEOPLE ANYWHERE ONLINE. i'D TAKE A BULLET FOR ANY OF YOU, REALLY.

eVERYONE HERE ROCKS!

[Elmo]

Elmo loves you too!

[anarky]

Thanks, Bizarro Cap!

Elmo, you didn't specify whether you loved us in a gay way, so I must assume that to be the case. As BCF said, there's nothing wrong with that, but I still feel compelled to say, "Fuck you, Elmo, you fucking Muppet-wannabe." Go suck Snigtad's cock on your way out, and don't let the backdoor hit you where Bizarro the Grip split you.

[kidhuman]

Fuck me, this is gay, before you know it someone will photoshop Snigtad blowing these 2 clowns. Oh wait, just give it a few weeks, the real pics will surface.







BURN BICH, I GOT YOU GOOD!!!!!!

[El Chuxter]

I want butt lovin from Elmo

[anarky]

So, does this mean the Action Online purge wasn't as thorough as we thought? I was under the impression all these Earth-2 bozos were DOOMED!!

[arnaky]

Yeah, we're still here.

You fake pussy.

[k1dhuman]

Elmo you rock, can I suck your cock?

Hey, I'm a poet and didn't know it, I'm so gay, okay?

[The Count]

FIVE!!!

FIVE FINGERS UPSIDE YOUR HEAD IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP, ELMO!!

[Elmo]

Hey Count? Elmo can see your hand in the picture and Elmo only sees four fingers.

[The Count]

ONE!!!

ONE ELMO WHO'D BETTER SHUT HIS FUCKING TRAP IF HE DOESN'T WANT A BITCHSLAP!!

[Negative Boy]

Goddamn, Sesame Street is Gay. I defy you to show me a gayer television program on the air. It's a bunch of grown men with their hands up felt covered puppets assholes talking about how much they love each other and how everybody should be nice to each other. The worst part is that it's directed at children!! Can you bellieve that shit? A bunch of pedophile liberal ass grabbers allowed to teach our children how to be gay in America. And it takes place in the fucking projects! Or at least some ghetto burrough in New York. And they bother to take time to speak to all the wetback brats whose parents clean my pool by having segments in Spanish. As if they are ever going to need to learn anything other than how to use hedgeclippers or a poolskimmer. Fucking liberal media. If Mack Bolan were around he'd have that giant pederast bird that walks around acting all Downes Sydrome stupid for Thanksgiving dinner in a heartbeat. Anybody that encourages their children to watch that garbage is as bad as those Muslim communist French sons a bitches that make this world so shitty in the first place. You make me want to throw up.

[Ran]

Goddamn, Sesame Street is Gay. I defy you to show me a gayer television program on the air.

I'm not trying to defend Sesame Street, but look up the Doodlebops and tell me the blue guy and the orange guy are straight. I dare you.

[Negative Boy]

Goddamn, Sesame Street is Gay. I defy you to show me a gayer television program on the air.

I'm not trying to defend Sesame Street, but look up the Doodlebops and tell me the blue guy and the orange guy are straight. I dare you.

I can't. But seeing as how they are Canadian, I'm not surprised. Everyone in Canada is queer.