Twelve GAYS of Christmas

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:51 pm

The first Gay of Christmas that I do see...

...Richard Simmons and his flabby tummy...

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:07 pm

This thread is offensive to gays.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 4:17 pm

This whole website is offensive to [s]Gays[/s] Snigtad and his extended family.

The second Gay of christmas that I happen to see...

Pissant Tommy Cruise

and Richard Simmons and his Flabby Tummy

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 9:28 pm

Are there only two gays of Christmas?

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 9:47 pm

Christmas is over. And so are the Christmas Carols.

In no particular order, here are the remaining ten Gays of Christmas

Matt Lauer of the Today Show
Adam Brody from the O.C.
George Lopez, "comedian" <----Those would be fingerquotes
Chad Kroeger, lead singer of Nickelback
George Lucas
Rob Morrow from Numb3rs
Ryan Seacrest
Tiger Woods
Tobey Maguire

and
Chad Michael Murray

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 10:31 pm

Your post gave me the disturbing mental image of George Lucas, in leather S&M gear, picking up Ryan Seacrest in the gay bar from Police Academy #Whatever.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 10:34 pm

And now you've given it to the rest of us.

Touche.

Actually, G.Lu seems more the type to find chubby transexuals with too much makeup. Dee Snider looking dudes with pregnant bellies.