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Famed fatherfucker Bizarro The Grin has been sighted several times since Friday morning leaving a hospital of uncertain name in New York state.
When asked what he was doing there, he replied, "i'M HERE TO 'BREAK IN' A NEW SPECIAL FRIEND, SHALL WE SAY?" After a pause of several seconds, he added, "aND BY 'BREAK IN,' i MEAN, OF COURSE, 'BUTTFUCK UNTIL THE COWS COME HOME."
When asked how he was able to appear publicly and perform such acts while the giant bisexual robot Devastator is still on a rampage in the Southeast, he asked that we not question holes in the plot, even if they are big enough to comfortably house a fleet of B-52 bombers.
