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captain funtime wrote:Slicker, I bet if you went to Japan you couldnt even get laid in a massage parlor there with a fist full of fifties.
Well, the boy did join the Navy. It's just a matter of time before he ends up in the Phillipines and plays a game of "Smiles." Smiles is a game usually played by 4 guys. They sit at one of those tall tables that are typically at bars. Under that table are 4 women. The 4 guys have to sit there while they get blowjobs. The first one to smile, loses and has to buy a round.
Come to think of it, that's how I met kidhuman's mom.

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Wow!
Who would The Hoff play? I know about the craptacular musical (haven't seen it, but it's a musical, so it's automatically craptacular), and it might actually be worth seeing for this type of star power. But would The Hoff be Bialystock or Bloom?
In case you're wondering how I know the characters' names, the film doesn't suck. It rules.
Who would The Hoff play? I know about the craptacular musical (haven't seen it, but it's a musical, so it's automatically craptacular), and it might actually be worth seeing for this type of star power. But would The Hoff be Bialystock or Bloom?
In case you're wondering how I know the characters' names, the film doesn't suck. It rules.

*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!
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