Don't mind me. I lost my daily planner when i was fucking your mother, so I'm using this instead.
1.) UKWildCat's Mother
2.) Buy new cock ring.
3.) Try reading more of Bizarro The Grin's Diary (note: buy more barf bags)
4.) Look into this myspace thing. A page dedicated to The Grin may very well increase the numbers of mothers in which to fuck. May require some assistance from others.
5.) UKWildCat's momma.
6.) Come up with an new expression for "fucking your mother"
7.) Call back adult toy manufacturer...let them make a dildo based off of The Grin's mean machine.
That works because the vagina can be defined as the box a penis comes in.
How about glazing your momma's donut? No?
My pimp-bot suggested "letting my battering ram attack your mother's meat gate." He's getting re-programmed this weekend. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why they say pimpin' ain't easy.
Ahhh, I see you understand how wonderful the juice from UKWildcat's mother is. When you are done with her, try some of these other guy's mothers. You won't be dissapointed. I see great things in your future, my friend.
nAH, ACTUALLY tHE gRIN'S MOM IS A SAINT. sHE ONLY HAD SEX ONCE, ON HER WEDDING NIGHT, IN THE STRICTEST OF MISSIONARY POSITIONS, AND ONLY FOR PROCREATION. tHE gRIN REBELLED AGAINST HER PURITANICAL RULES. hIS FATHER, THOUGH, IS A FREAK. wHO DO YOU THINK TAUGHT ME ALL i KNOW ABOUT MAKING SWEET LOVE TO THE FATHERS OF THE WORLD?
