Dude, I feel like Dell

arnaky · Post by **arnaky** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 7:31 pm

Ever do something really stupid? Like last night, I was buying some Marvel Legends at Wal-Mart and the cashier was this older Barbara Bush type with hairy arms. And when she bent over to show me how to use the ATM terminal, she caught me checking out her cleavage.

And that's when I realized I had a boner!

And I'd forgot to wear pants that morning. God damn it I hate when that happens.

jjraeson · Post by **jjraeson** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 7:38 pm

Wow, that's pretty bad, Chux. The worst I've ever done was forget to zip my fly on a day when I forgot to do laundry and am going commando.

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 8:25 pm

Man the worst I've done is fuck both your moms...at the same time.

Ohhhhhh burn. i got both u bichs good.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 8:53 pm

Funny, I don't remember buying any Marvel Legends last night. The rest sounds familiar.

El Chuxter · Post by **El Chuxter** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 1:05 am

There seems to be a lot of use of this avatar.

sl1cker1138 · Post by **sl1cker1138** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 1:14 am

I love Dell, he is an inspiration to us all

Boner Mazo · Post by **Boner Mazo** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:50 am

dell is the reason i stil post here lol he liikes me and frends are hard to find lol most kids spit at me and tel me my moma smells like catfish but not dell lol

Dell Rusk · Post by **Dell Rusk** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 10:01 am

if u fell like me, u must feel sexy!!

Dell Rusk · Post by **Dell Rusk** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 10:03 am

lol boner ur mom does not smell like cat fishies

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 12:58 pm

Ok, one or possibly both of these has to be in Dell Rusk's Spanish class:

http://forums.sirstevesguide.com/showthread.php?t=31942

or

http://forums.sirstevesguide.com/showthread.php?t=31940

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 2:14 pm

I've brought up with the real JT (not this freakazoid Bizarro) that I doubt CC is for real. I wouldn't be surprised if he's one of you turkeys.

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 3:29 pm

anarky wrote:I've brought up with the real JT (not this freakazoid Bizarro) that I doubt CC is for real. I wouldn't be surprised if he's one of you turkeys.

I thought that almost immediately. Maybe there are actually people worth of the Rusk/Flornbi/Mazo name.

Boner Mazo · Post by **Boner Mazo** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 2:53 pm

lol dicker yuor momma remidns me of hunrgy hunrgy hippos becus whenevr i slap her but her mouth opens and she puts my white balls in it lol

lol buuuuuurn bich lol

Post by **vynsane** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 7:31 pm

Boner Mazo wrote:lol dicker yuor momma remidns me of hunrgy hunrgy hippos becus whenevr i slap her but her mouth opens and she puts my white balls in it lol

lol buuuuuurn bich lol

uhoh... someone's crossed over the line from retarded to actually clever and funny!!! that actually made me LOL and i hate that phrase...

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 8:25 pm

These menances are like some sort of parasitic alien species that learns from it's host. They're not really that funny or smart, it's just osmosis.