The reason for the "TPB" thread's closure

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Tue May 30, 2006 8:20 am

This morning I saw that the "TPB" discussion thread had been locked. While I'm not a fan, per se, of the show, I always liked to read what our neighbors to the north had to say about it.

Seeing that Dell Rusk, the retard who can't even qualify for the Special Olympics because his tongue is so fat, was the last poster in the thread, I headed in with anticipation.

Before I saw what that Flornbi had to say, though, I came across a post from Grimlock (that miserable cocksucker), in which he said:

"No fight on Moderator Terror Squad. Me Grimlock love all other moderators, but not in way Yoda love other moderators. Me Grimlock keep back against wall in MTS locker room when silly fleshling Yoda walk in, if Slicker get me Grimlock drift. Cobra Commander once not pay attention; stupid human bend over to pick up soap. Next thing me Grimlock know, me hear him make hiss that sound like Macy Day Parade float impaled by energo sword."

While this fits Grimlocks homophobic M.O., I have uncovered the truth. Grimlock is a lying piece of dino-douche. I give you exhibit "A":

One can clearly see that his dino-rump is nowhere NEAR being up against a locker and, furthermore, he seems to be the one instigating the homo shenanigans by snapping Bumblebees tailpipe with a towel.

I hope my reasearch (and by research I mean watching clips of "Robot Chicken") has finally shown some of you the light. Grimlock needs to be removed from the MTS post-haste. Not because he's gay, but because he lies and covers matters up to protect his own self-image.

What do you have to say for yourself, you disgusting dino-douchebag?

Dell Rusk · Post by **Dell Rusk** » Tue May 30, 2006 1:37 pm

oh boy grimlock u r not going 2 put up with this r u, captain solo is a gay, their i burned him 4 u

Grimlock · Post by **Grimlock** » Tue May 30, 2006 2:28 pm

CaptainSolo1138 dumber than Snarl backside! That picture not of Moderator Terror Squad locker room! Bumblebee not allowed in there! Green Hulk would smash puny Bumblebee if he show happy little face in MTS locker room. Me Grimlock laugh at stupid attempt to discredit me Grimlock.

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Tue May 30, 2006 3:01 pm

So you frequent other male locker rooms than the MTS one? The plot thickens. Where are you then, and why are you nekkid with Bumblebee? I can understand GH's distaste for Bumblebee, as he is undoubtedly the most discriminating member of the MTS. But why do you play butt games with him? You act so cool, GrimCock, yet you hang around with a yellow Volkswagon? Man, you need more friends, buddy. I bet even Shockwave has a bigger MySpace friends list than you, and he got rid of Tom.

Grimlock · Post by **Grimlock** » Tue May 30, 2006 3:43 pm

Bah. CaptainSolo1138 so stupid, me Grimlock not sure how to explain to him. Me Grimlock strong, stronger than Optimus Prime. So me Grimlock have to work out at gym every day so me Grimlock not lose cyber-muscle and become wimp-bot like Perceptor. Me go locker room to shower, since workout make me Grimlock stink, and Victoria's Secret models no like stinky Autobot.

Mr Grimlock suggest dumb fleshling CaptainSolo1138 get out of parents' basement more often.

The Grin · Post by **The Grin** » Tue May 30, 2006 3:44 pm

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i DoN't KnOw WhIcH mOvIe ReFeReNCE Joke tO mAke, So i WilL uSe boTh:

Mallrats:
"I went out with him once after we dated. He tried to screw me some place very uncomfortable."
"What? Like the back of a Volkswagen?"

Beverly Hills Cop:
"You're not going to fall for the banana in the tailpipe?"
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