the vynsane asylum

Rob Liefeld, Satan is looking forward to shrinking your feet to the size of raisins and inflating your thighs. Soon, you will be trapped in Hell for eternity. But you obviously know the whereabouts of Doctor Douche. Tell me now, and I will do my best to convince God to allow the Olsen Twins to visi...

These errors are surely the work of Doctor Douche. I must return him to his prison in the seventh level of Hell posthaste. In the meantime, I will contact Benjamin Franklin, Nicolai Tesla, Station, and David Faustino's career to assist your obviously deficient webmasters in restoring an acceptable ...

The resurrection of the man known only as Doctor Douche has allowed me to penetrate the celestial sphere and return to the realm of mortals. In life, I engaged in some truly wicked acts, generally involving underage boys, and must pay for these in death by constantly protecting the sanctity of the ...

Namblaman, Namblaman Does whatever NAMBLA can Fucks young boys in the ass Does 'em doggystyle, then smokes some grass Look out! Here comes the Namblaman! Namblaman, Namblaman Friendly neighborhood Namblaman Does he like boys? Listen, bud He likes 'em more than Elmer Fudd Look out! Here comes the Na...

I figured I'd come back early. It's Friday in Greece, right? And we all know that the physical love between a man and a young boy was not frowned upon in ancient Greece the way prudes today want to frown on it. I'm not doing anything evil. Who here has not watched Diff'rent Strokes and thought, &qu...