the vynsane asylum

Jolly good show! That sort of vitriol reminds me of the senate floor ruckus we used to have, wot!
Although, I must disagree with your assessment of John Belushi, sir. He was a fine talent taken from us much too soon.

Much like myself, when I was shot by that Frenchy Stalwart ass!
Harrumph! Harrumph!

The only thing I am concerned about is whether you carry firearms with the intent to use them, like certain members of the Stalwarts. If you are decidedly anti-firearm, then I concur with my esteemed colleague in advocating your candidacy. I bid you good day sir.

You think having a newbie in your ass is painful? Try getting shot! By a Frenchmen! Or an Illinoisian with a French surname. Same diff. Am I right Abraham Lincoln looking guy? Am I right? Unless, maybe you didn't get shot. I don't know how the whole bizarro thing works. Other than you have intercour...

Oh I've had it up to here with your codswollop, Hayes! If it weren't for you and Çonkling and Blaine mucking things up, that damn Frenchman from illinios would never have shot me. I had a lot of good ideas to implement in office, too.

You think that's bad? Try getting shot! By a Stalwart no less! And me, a good standing member of the clergy no less.

I should be so insulted? This is how you carry on my good name? Jim Davis, you sir are an ass!