the vynsane asylum

I know this is just a baldface attempt to get my attention, Diabolical, and have me sign your Punisher Summer Spectacular #3 comic book. Peace and love. Peace and love. But as I've told you repeatedly over the phone and internet e-mail, I am no longer signing things for fans. So please, with sincere...

I was doing a small U.S. tour of colleges promoting one of my many wonderful solo albums peace and love peace and love and I believe there was one bird at Electoral College who was into me shitting on her chest and then smearing it all over her naked body. I honestly can't remember though. I was so ...

Now look. I know you may be tempted to send that to me and have me sign, but peace and love please please please do not send my any of your little plastic dollies to sign. Because I won't do it. I am much too busy surfing the internet for underage porn and counting my billions of dollars (more billi...

Now listen here. That's serious business and you shouldn't be joking about it. I'm warning you with peace and love if you try anything like that, you'll be hearing from my lawyers, you arrogant little prick. But anyway...peace and love peace and love.

That bumcake birdie is one delicious treat. I could snort all kinds of blow of that rack. Mmm...that reminds me of the time George Hamilton, Burt Reynolds, and I killed a Mexican vagrant for fun while on a week long bender. We ended up in Cancun, covered in blood and fucking anything that would take...

Ursa Major, Ursa Major. That sound familiar. I believe I sent you an autographed football and a pair of soiled undies that some young trollop had left in one of my flats. I'm sure it was over a week ago. Have you received them yet? In any case, I want to remind everyone, to not send me anything else...

That bird in the photo looks awfully familiar. I believe while I was on a drinking business trip to New York, I left her, with peace and love a $5000 (£2500) tip for a bottomless lapdance. She is one filthy whore. But filthy in the good way, not like someone who is from Liverpool. I once again take ...

Shitpiece! It's good to see you old friend. I sent out your autographed cordless phone and autographed bunny slippers and a topless photo of my ex-wife Bond girl Barbara Bach on Tuesday last. peace and love. You made the cut off, but just barely. I hope you enjoy the objects or whatever. peace and l...

Ahhh. Mrs. Funtime. Have you ever been to Great Britain? You remind me of a young bird I once corked while hot air ballooning to the south of France. I distinctly remember blowing a load all over her face, then making her walk back to the train station without any of her clothes. Later I seem to rem...

One time George Harrison and I bet Sonny Bono $500,000 (that was about £250,000 back in the day) that he couldn't give an elephant a blowjob. His response was that he had fucked Cher more than once. We all had a good laugh at that one. Then we used to $500,000 and paid the elephant trainer to kill h...

I'm not sure what show you are talking about. peace and love. I used to be on a wonderful show about trains. peace and love. It paid the bills. Well, that's not true. I have more money than Jesus. That show paid for my coke habit. And with this nose, believe me, I can do alot of snuff. Anyway...peac...

Ahhh..Grimlock is from Liverpool. So...anyway. If I've offended anyone from the Liverpool area peace and love. I just want you to know, I think yuir a bunch of wankers and can piss off and die. peace and love. peace and love. Liverpool is the equivalent of brushing your teeth with crayons and rinsin...

I'm glad you asked. Glad you asked. It...is a delicate balance between stern peace and love. peace and love. and peace and love. I just want to be absolutely clear that all you wankers who want shit signed by me can piss off. But, please...piss off with peace and love. Secondly....my amazing and uni...

UGH. RINGO STARR IS A MEGOMANIACAL TYRANNICAL DESPOT IN THE FUTURE I HAIL FROM. HE IS KEPT ALIVE WITH A SERIES OF INSIDIOUS MECHANISMS (THINK MOJO BUT WITH A HUGE SHNOZZ AND LESS YELLOW.) HE RULES WONDERFUL BRITAIN (HE HAD GREAT LEGALLY CHANGED TO WONDERFUL IN 2055) WITH AN IRON FIST. AND, NOT SURP...

I don't think you're an idiot. peace and love. As long as you don't send my anything to sign. I won't do it. I have too much to do. All you wankers, fuck off! peace and love peace and love. I'm glad to see my message is getting across. Thank you for respecting my wishes. Ahhh...anyway...peace and lo...