the vynsane asylum

He does have a track record of never actually doing things that are solicited. You son of a bitch! You take that back! Rob had valid reasons for every single book that was resolicited!! Like that one issue of Youngblood. Or that other issue of Youngblood. Or that other other issue of Youngblood. Or...

I saw Zaphod cup his hand over his bare butt and fart really loud. Then he pulled his palm up and smelled the gas he had trapped there.

That's totally gross, dude. The only time it isn't gross is when Rob does it. I wish I could smell Rob's hand just one more time. *sigh*

I cut out a BOGO Coupon he put in the Penny Saver.

I thought I might try it and see what its like to be on the other side for a change.

Don't be mad, Rob!

You take that back! Take back what you said about Rob, you little stupid robot! The only time Rob met Heath Ledger was when Heath called Rob to ask how he should play the Joker, because it was Rob's creation. Well not specifically, but he created the archetype that the Joker is based on. And because...

RoIIo Tomassi wrote:Holy crap. He has 12,456 Entries!! When the fuck does he have time to tongue Rob's ass?!

It's called multi-tasking, asshole.
And you're haughty derision is misplaced. Rob's asshole tastes as delightful as plate of fluffy waffles topped in the lightest, creamiest cool whip. It's heaven!!

Rob Liefeld should have his own comic. I don't mean he should have a book to write and draw (and ink and letter...and publish), I mean there should be a Super Hero book about Rob Liefeld saving babies from underwear and stomping out creator's rights and shoving it down the man's throat and sticking ...

ROB LIEFELD IS NOT A DICKWEED!!!!'n


You're a dickweed, dickweed!

Dickweed!!!!!!

LMAO. The pouches on her areola is fucking priceless. Ohmigosh! Don't say DIRTY WORDS in front of Rob!!! Rob doesn't like the word Areola , you fuckface. Rob, my life sized sculpture of you made out of your pubes is almost done. But I need a little bit more. Can I come over tonight and shave your b...

I'm still angry at all of you for making fun of Rob.

You are all poopieheads!

The Externals were awesome! Those are some of my favorite comic villains ever. I also like the MLF. And Styfe was very cool. And Deadpool back when he was a villain. And Mr. Tolliver. Ohmigosh, Rob made so many cool characters for Marvel they should make him their Editor in Chief AND Publisher! But ...

That's true. I've also seen him spit on people an he once told a homeless guy to "Get a Job, Hippie!" He is not a nice person. He tried to screw Rob out of the rights to The Infinite, but Rob was too crafty for him. Kirkman got so pissed he threw a water bottle at the wall and ruined an Av...

Oh. That's right. Couldn't be the hot dog, then, unless you've got a bad case of the shits, too. It's probably the triple-decker habanero and fried cheese beanburger with extra marinara sauce (and six venti cups of caramel mocha) I had for lunch. My bad. Ohmigosh! That sounds delicious! You always ...

You have the best ideas ever, Rob Liefeld!
You should be President! I had a dream once where Rob was President. And instead of running the Rob Liefeld fan club, I was running the President Rob Liefeld fan club! It was the bestest!!

I got the bestest Christmas gift ever!! It was a thank you note from Rob after I bought season tickets to DisneyWorld for his entire family and I even bought an extra ticket in case he wanted his favorite fan to go with. Which he gave to Jim Lee's niece. Okay, I didn't actually get the thank you not...

Rob said he was too busy being awesome and busy to have Surprise Buttsecks, so I could take his turn in Zaphod's bum. I'm so lucky!! I'm like the Matt Flynn to Rob's Aaron Rodgers!! I'm gonna be the best buttfucker ever! Oops! I mean the second best! Rob Liefeld is the best at everything! He even pl...