the vynsane asylum

Oh, man, you're in for a world of hurt, Diabolical. The visits from Bizarro The Group hurt like fucking hell at first, until your asshole is distended enough. And they plan to cram a lifetime worth of ass- abuse into only eight days. Ouch! You mind if I film this? It'll work in really well in my new...

I thought Viggo Mortensen was supposed to be playing me. I hope it's funny.

One day, I will sponsor a film festival of anti-Michael Moore films, personally handing out a prize to the winner.

Friends, The richest 400 Americans -- that's right, just four hundred people -- own MORE than the bottom 150 million Americans combined. 400 rich Americans have got more stashed away than half the entire country! Their combined net worth is $1.6 trillion. During the eight years of the Bush Administr...

How goes it, Jargo? You guys have an awesome healthcare system; did you know that?

It's going to be available free on the web starting September 23 at http://www.slackeruprising.com. Be sure to sign up today!

Now that I'm done with that, it's on to my next project: Uncle Rodger and Me. it is a movie ful of boners

I've had far more important things on my mind than election year politics. Like that weird letter I received from a kid named Duke Sibert-Warner back in March. There's something very odd about that letter.

Something very nefarious.... I'll post more once I figure it all out.

I take offense at the previous statement. All my documentaries are "fair and balanced" in the sense that Fox News uses the phrase. I have never lied, exaggerated, stretched the truth, eliminated opposing viewpoints, grandstanded, or made it appear that the creator of South Park animated a ...

I received a letter today! It was addressed to "M. Moore, Hollywood, CA." This kid name Duke Sibert-Warner wrote it to me, and he was talking about how much he loved my work in Chasing Liberty . Now, he got the name of the movie wrong, but that made me so happy! When I get home, I'm going ...

Kup wrote: I'M NOT SURE IF THERE'S ANY HOPE FOR HIM. POOR LAD.

If he lived in Canada, there would be. They have an awesome health care system up there.

Sicko is the best movie. Ever. Well, until Fahrenheit 911 Part 2 comes out!

I'm sure Rumsfeld is behind this. He's a dick.

I've gotten used to the advances of The Grip over the years. He's made my asshole bleed on several occasions. However, during the filming of my latest feature-length masterpiece, Sicko ( available now on DVD! ), I had the occasion to visit Cuba, where I learned a disturbing secret. The man who has b...

You should ask the American people that question.

Here's the evidence: ROB LIEFELD CREATED GEORGE W BUSH!

YOU NEED TO REALIZE WHY ALL THOSE LITTLE GIRLS WERE MURDERED. IT'S ALL CONNECTED. THE KILLER IS WORKING WITH ONE OF THE MODERATOR NOMINEES. THOSE GIRLS WERE ALL GOING TO VOTE FOR THE SAME PERSON AND UPSET THE POLLS. AND THE KILLER COULDN'T HAVE THAT. SO HE GOT THAT FOOTBALL GUY TO KILL THEM. AND TH...