the vynsane asylum

Why would they go to all this trouble? Out of a need for security? Security of what? I think there's a huge conspiracy here, Scully. They've got a UFO here, I'm sure of it. And they'll do anything to keep it a secret, including sacrificing the lives and minds of those pilots, because what if that se...

Maybe. Maybe you're right, anarky. But I don't need an apology for the lies. I don't care about the fictions they create to cover their crimes. I want them held accountable for what did happen. I want them to apologize for the truth.

Deoxyribonucleic wrote:

don't forget, my left nipple is on the table for bets...anyone gonna up the ante?

I'd like to see physical proof of this left nipple. You know, for my investigation. I need to make sure you're not an evil robot trying to take over the world.

Why is it that every time I think I know the answers, someone goes and changes the questions?

I'm the key figure in an ongoing government charade, the plot to conceal the truth about the existence of extraterrestrials. It's a global conspiracy, actually, with key players in the highest levels of power, that reaches down into the lives of every man, woman, and child on this planet, so, of cou...

Why is it still so hard for you to believe, even when all the evidence suggests extraordinary phenomena?

anarky wrote:Or maybe this obscure local newscaster named Dan Rather?

The Dan Rather Newsbot you know and love was not reprogrammed like you were led to believe. He was kidnapped and replaced by the current Newsbot. It is all part of an elaborate conspiracy.

Did this cow fall or was it pushed off the cliff? I'm going to have to interview Mr. and Mrs. Everson to see if they have had any previous contact with this cow.

I wonder why they didn't try a cartoon based on The Cosby Show where Dr Huxtable is a ghostbusting cyborg and his kids are all accountants at the Pentagon. They did. In fact, there were five full lenght feature films. The films were named Leonard: Parts 1-5, but were never released. It is all part ...