the vynsane asylum

Oh, Lerd no! I finally got him to change his ways and turn his back on this den of iniquity! He done found religion and joined the church, boy, and so should you, 'fo I whoop yo' ass!

What the hell you talkin' 'bout, boy? I can't understand what you saying! Stop mumbling and speak up or I'll give you a smack right across yo' disrespectful mouth.

Ooh, thank you, Mistah The Grin. I'm lookin' forward to y'all stopping by later, I sure indeedy am.

Double_G, here's a dollar, why don't you go down get you a sody pop, y'hear?

Double_G's pappy one time got 'em real bad. He hocked one up, and it turned out it was Double_G's brother, Triple_R! I tell y'all, it was embarrassing to have to call up the cops and tell them we'd found the boy, time to call off the search.

Double_G! Dammit, boy, where's yo manners? I done tol' you and tol' you you best greet our new guests. Now get yo' ass in here and say pleasantries.

Sorry about that, Mr Jargo. I birthed that boy, but I swarney, I ain't got no idea what the hell to do with him sometime.

Ooooh, Denzel! That boy is fine, I tell you. I touch myself all sorts of ways when I watch his movies. Now, if y'all will excuse me, I have to go, uh, powder my nose.

Ooooh, chile, that is a good one right there! You taking after yo' pappy, you is. Soon 'nuff, it'll be you weighing nine hunder' pounds and being waited on hand and foot.

Any of y'all know what's good on the menu at Chuck E Cheese? I ain't much for pizza, now, but I'm gonna surprise my boy by taking him there tonight and letting him play on the vidjagames. I think he gonna like it.

Dammit, boy, why you posting that picture? You know yo' Aunt Tammy needed the money and that's the only reason she done posed for that! You want nasty little boys playing with theyselves while looking at yo' Aunt Tammy? That's just wrong, honey. We might need to call Dr Phil and see if he can straig...

Double_G wrote:That may be so, but it's good-smelling shit nonetheless.

Boy, what you smelling shit for? How many times I have to tell you, that's nastay?

Dammit, boy! How many times I have to tell you not to watch dem dirty movies? You need to get yo' ass in church. Maybe singing in the choir all day on Sunday will fix yo' fool head.

Shit, I just wear boxer-briefs. Just enough support and not too tight. As for thongs, I don't really care much, just as long as I don't have to wear them. But they look nice on a round mound of (female) ass. Yeah, and I'm the one who's unlucky enough to have to wash yo' damn boxer-briefs. You need ...

Tsk, tsk. 'Nother po' white boy done got hisself killed. Let this be a lesson to you, Double_G: you best watch who you hanging out with.

Oh, HAYLE NO!! You did not just defile a picture of a beloved children's star with a wing-ding! And then post it online for all to see yo' sick little deviance? Boy, I got a good mind to smack you upside yo' head! And this time, I'm gonna do it! SLAP!! Now get yo' ass on up to yo' room! Yo' pappy'll...

ReginaldDenny? Boy, you using that ReginaldDenny alias again? I don't know what's worse, you jacking off on yo' sheets when you was twelve, or going on the internets and bragging 'bout it. Boy, how many times I have to tell you, that's nasty?