the vynsane asylum

Oh ho! Ah have zee, how you say? Actuail footahge of Zee Grin undt Zee Grizz zee momahnt zey learned you wair becomeeng un fathair. (Eet eez alvays zee same, non?)

All of zee leetail vynsaniacs, zey are watcheeng zee movie and leaving zeir poor mothairs all by alone, non? Please do not worry about zee lonely mothairs. Mah compadre Zee Green undt Ah, vee shall keep your mothairs zee company veet zee sweet, sweet loving, oh ho ho ho! Undt pairhaps zee good Deva...

Vhy, thank you, Suzanne. Ah vas going to call upon vous, but your surjairah, eet ees not done yet, non? Ah indeed drank many of zee flueeds yestairday, plentah of female ejaculahte und sveet, sveet leche del pecho, ho ho ho! Ah especiallah enjoyed visiting thees fine mujer , who had somehow fallen ...

Mon dieu! Ah am, how you say, confused. jjreason, he vas defahnahtely un padre, but now he shall have, how you say, funbags. Ees eet gay to fock zee woman who once vas zee man? Veel he be zee fathair bot en zee woman's body, or veel he be a mozair? Ah dunna know about mis amigos, bot Ah love zee va...

Sacre bleu! Batman, zees, eet ees no good. Vee of Zee Group, vee are lovairs, not fahtairs, non? Eet ees uncalled for you to keell mon ami Beezarro Zee Green. He ees an ass, si, pero he does nozhing to varrant this violahnce. Ah know eet ees gross to fock zee dead pahraints, vhich ees vhy Ah mahsel...

Ah, zees was not totaillay intentionail on your mere's part. Zee Green, he hangs low. Your mothair, she was climbingk on zee top undt stepped on hees crotch by zee meestake. When Zee Green he ran to zee bathroom to throw up from zee pain she caused, she was, how you say? Beesaide hairself. She was ...

Ah onlay get zee one veek evairah three years, so Ah am takeeng zee advantaige undt goingk to el Rock & Roll Hall of Zee Fame en Seattail, non? Undt zeen Ah am veeseeteeng mi aged grandmere in zee rolleeng hills of Europe. Ah know your mothairs zey vill miss me vhale Ah am gone, so Ah have dese...